Why are you ignoring me!?

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The bros have a huge problem with Clay. So here's what happened

Clay picked his nose and sticked it on the chair, the table, the beds, the walls, and the sofa.

And even bitty b's crib 😳 he better not eat the boogers

They decided to ignore him until nighttime.

Bitty B: runs from 0 to 60 to the sofa and watch his favorite show cocomelon.

Spruce: ughhhh.....WHAT THE- NOT AGAIN!!!

Spruce runs to the living room and find branch.

Spruce: *GASPS* OH THANK GOODNESS YOUR STILL HERE!!!

Branch: *finds a booger* a boogie! 😃 hey Bwuce I found a boogie!! Can I eat it?

Spruce: *gasp* you found clay's booger!? Don't eat it it's nasty

Then Floyd walked in

Bitty B: HEY FWOYD!! I FOUND A BOOGIE!!!

Floyd: ew...don't tell me that was Clay being a nasty ass bitch 

Spruce: time to ignore him the whole day.

JD rises from the sofa and makes big wholes of his square head.

JD: GOOD MORNINGGG- EWWWW A BOOGER!!

JD: UGH IT'S THAT DAMN CLAY!!

Clay: hi guys!

They ignore him and watch tv

Clay: hello?? Are you guys okay? HELLO??????

Clay: JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN!!! ANSWER ME YOU SPONGE!!

Clay: SPRUCE!! TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING?? ANSWER ME NOW OR I'M THROWING BABY BRANCH OUT THE WINDOW

Spruce: 😑😑😑😑

Clay: OKAY THAT'S IT *PICKS UP BRANCH AND OPENS THE WINDOW*

Rosiepuff: AYE!! ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO THROW YOUR BABY BROTHER OUT THE WINDOW!?

Branch: *coos* (yes please ground the mafaka)

Clay: *drops him*

Branch: oof 😕😣😖

JD: woah, are you okay??

Branch: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

JD: aww come here, Bitty B *shushing*

Floyd: let's go to the room

They walk to the room and lock the door on Clay 

Clay: AYE!? YOU GONNA DO ME LIKE THAT!? BLIND ASS MAFAKAS

Spruce: what do y'all wanna do? Wanna watch a movie or-

Floyd: no! Let's play twister!!

JD: cmon, Floyd you don't even like that game.

Floyd: I know but I regret it this time!!

JD: whatever, branch why don't you go in your crib and go play with some toys or something because your bitch ass brother Floyd pushed you real hard. ALRIGHT LET'S PLAY!!

Rosiepuff: *KNOCKS ON THE DOOR* IT'S MEEEES

Spruce: get the door

JD: yes?

Rosiepuff: somebody complained to me that you were ignoring him 😠 YOU BETTER BE NICE TO YOUR BROTHER OR YOUR GONNA GET SOME ASS WHOOPING TIME

JD: okay, okay! I'll play with clay!

Rosiepuff: thank you 😌

JD: *locks door*

Rosiepuff: AND DON'T LOCK THE DOOR!

JD: 😳 *unlocks it* okay guys let's keep playing. Clay go play with branch

Clay: Why?

JD: because I said so :)

Clay: whatever 

Clay: okay Branch don't move cuz ima put all these blocks on ur head >:]

Spruce: FLOYD, WHY IS YOUR HAND ON MY ASS??

Floyd: *smeks it*

Spruce: AUGH

JD: ewww someone farted

Floyd: yeah and it was spruce 

Spruce: no! I would never fart!!

Branch: *moves his head and the blocks fall everywhere*

Clay: GOD DAMMIT 😡

JD: ignore him

JD: you okay, Branch?

Branch: blockies!

JD: yeah, he put them on your head. Ignore him

Branch: why you not talking to him?

JD: because he sticks his boogers everywhere and sometimes you eat it

At night

Clay: *plays call of duty*

JD: CLAY! PLEASE COME SIT WITH US ON THE TABLE

Clay: fine!

JD: listen here, bud we need to have a serious conversation over here. So it's been told that you have been picking your nose and sticking the boogers everywhere 

Clay: huh???

Spruce: even on branch's crib!

Floyd: and they get very dry!

JD:  this is why your not really that funny Clay.

Clay: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SO NOW YOU JUST GONNA TELL ME THAT I DON'T HAVE GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR!? AND YOU DON'T LOVE ME!?

Floyd: but we do love you, Clay! You have very good sense of humor and it's just that your not really that funny sometimes....

Spruce: yeah...you have a very good sense of humor!

Clay: really??

Spruce and Floyd; yup 🙂

Clay: GROUP HUGGGGG

The bros hug each other

The end :)




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