Loopty Goopty: Do not be afraid!
[The man grins and extends his robotic tentacles.]
Blitzo: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.
Kuro: No need, I can fix it up myself.
[Millie takes out her black axe.]
Millie: Who are you, and what do you want?!
[Loopty Goopty extends a tentacle into a loop-de-loop and slides along it to the other side of the room.]
Loopty: I am Loopty Goopty! (singsong voice) Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!
Loona: Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.
Loopty: I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!
[Loopty Goopty does a wavy dance. Blitzo sniffs him and flinches.]
Blitzo: Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?
Loopty: YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!
[Loona taps on her phone.]
Loona: Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine.
Loopty: Shut up, dear furry!
[Loona growls in anger.]
Kuro: What's a furry?
[Loopty Goopty appears in front of Loona and turns to Blitzo.]
Loopy: (singsong voice) This is the I'm gonna need you to kiiiill!
[He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo takes the photo from him.]
Blitzo: Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the "O" is silent.
[Loona walks away as Blitzo walks over to Loopty and shakes his hand.]
Loopty: (confused) What "o"?
Blitzo: Aww, thank you. *shakes hips* Now, what's the tea, sis?
Loopty: (even more confused) The TEAAAA?!
Kuro: Love to have one in fact. *sip*
[Moxxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the debris.]
Moxxie: (pained) Guys, help!
Blitzo: Yeah, why are we killin' this guy? [elbows Loopty] I mean, what did he do to you?
[Moxxie's arm inches back and he squeals in pain.]
Moxxie: (under his breath) LOSING... OX--!
Kuro punches the debris off and grabs Moxxie by the jacket hanging him in the air.
Moxxie: Thanks
Loopty: He was... my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man!
[An old film montage in brown shades depict Loopty's early life.]
Loopty: My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire!
[Lyle and Loopty pose with capes and spiral glasses on top of a tall building labeled "Lyle-Loopty Robotics". The building is surrounded by factories and columns spewing smoke. A line of text fades into view at the bottom of the screen reads "very dramatic re-enactment from earlier that day", with a question mark at the end joining it seconds after.]
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Kuro Ookami : Project Ookami Origins X Helluva Boss
一般小说This is the story of how Kuro Ookami came to be. We meet the Hellhound-Ookami Hybrid and his adventures. Kuro Ookami was taken away from his reality and now he lives in the place of a Helluva World.
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