Jaune Error: Across the Alphaverse

Chapter 1 Hello again old friend

Fatal Weiss: That as-asshole ate my ramen.

Jaune: I sa-said I'm so-sorry.

Jaune said and Fatal Weiss looked at Jaune, Fatal Weiss started to get angry and choked Jaune again.

Jaune 404: Are you ch-ch-choking Jaune be-be-because he ate your ramen?

Fatal Weiss looked back at Jaune 404, anger showing on her face.

Fatal Weiss: This is not ju-just ramen, I got th-th-this ramen from another multiverse, you yourself kn-know how di-di-difficult it is to open a po-portal to another multiverse and I fought with a blond who was the strongest ni-ninja of their multiverse and who used a ve-ve-very strong attack similar to a big black ball and I bought this ramen wi-with money from this mu-mu-multiverse, I had to spend se-several hours to get this mo-mo-money and buy a box of ramen and this ramen is very ta-tasty.

Fatal Weiss said. who, after a long conversation, began to breathe a lot to absorb air. Jaune looked at her in shock.

Jaune: Wait! what did th-this ramen lo-look like?

Fatal Weiss stopped choking Jaune and looked at Jaune in confusion.

Fatal Weiss: There were eggs, meat and ot-other sp-sp-spices, but why did you ask?

Jaune: I ate ramen without eggs, it was ju-just chicken and noodles and th-that's it.

Fatal Weiss: Wait! This is the ramen th-that Jaune 404 bo-bo-bought.

Fatal Weiss said and stood up from the floor. Jaune also stood up from the floor.

Fatal Weiss: But if you di-didn't eat my ra-ra-ramen, then who ate my ramen!?

Fatal Weiss said and thought about who could eat her ramen. Jaune also started thinking about who ate Fatal Weiss's ramen.

Fatal Weiss and Jaune kept wondering who ate the ramen until they heard the sounds of chewing.

They both looked at the source of the sound and saw where it was coming from.

It was Jaune 404 eating a bowl of ramen with eggs and meat.

Jaune 404 looked at them, then at the ramen in his hands, then Jaune 404 realized why they were looking at him.

Jaune 404:...I can explain.

Jaune 404 said, but he didn't have time to explain to them because Jaune and Fatal Weiss attacked him with all their fury.

Several beatings later

Jaune 404 was sitting on the floor, his face covered in bruises and bumps from the beatings of Jaune and Fatal Weiss.

Fatal Weiss ate and enjoyed his ramen while Jaune sat on a large pillow wearing glasses and knitting new clothes.

Jaune 404 looked at Fatal Weiss's ramen, he really liked the ramen and wants to eat more.

Jaune 404: Can I ha-ha-have so-so-some ramen too?

Fatal Weiss: Fuck you.

Fatal Weiss said and continued eating her ramen. Jaune 404 simply shrugged. Jaune 404 stood up from the floor and snapped his fingers and all his bruises and bumps disappeared and he looked at Jaune.

Jaune 404: Your co-co-nontrol over soul ma-ma-magic is getting bet-bet-better and better, littie glitch.

Jaune 404 said as he walked over to Jaune and sat down on the pillow next to him.