Karma: Eh I've seen better
Alastor: Ha well if all that's true you'd think I'd have heard of you
Pentious: I attacked you literally last week
Alastor tilted his head
Pentious: We've done battle like... 20 times!
Alastor: Well you must have been really bad at this
Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge ME as their equal!
Nifty: Ooh! Wait who are the Vees?
Alastor: Oh nobody important
Karma: Really?
Karma thinking: either he's down or hiding something
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Meanwhile Vox made it to Valentino's tower
Valentino: Fucking FINALLY! Can you believe what that piece of shit did?! The ungrateful whore!
He threw his drink and Vox but he moved out of the way
Vox: Uh which whore are we talking about this time?
Valentino: Fucking Angel Dust! Who the hell else would I be talking about?! That fucking SLUT walked out on me! ME! I fucking made him! Without me he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes
Vox: Oh! Angel quit?
Valentino: NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse! He MOVED!!! He thinks he can just walk in here work and then go home somewhere else?! Can you FUCKING believe that?! He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter! And some retired yet powerful stripper!
Vox: Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter? And what stripper?
Valentino: YEAH! That BITCH Chalkie or Chandler or I dunno! Something manish like that she's got this hotel and the stripper Kira or Kim or something!
He held a yellow and pink gun
Valentino: which one of these makes me look sexier?
Vox: Heh what are you doing Val? You're not going over there
Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole I swear to god! Maybe get that other bitch to work for me!
Vox grabbed Valentino
Vox: VAL!
He calmed down and let him go
Vox: Think about it Our brand is perfection and what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?
Valentino: Um... fuck it up?
Vox: Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?
Valentino: No!
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The Story Of Hell
FanfictionMeet Karma who wants to be an overload and is only staying at the Hazbin Hotel to learn more about Alastor. As Karma spends more time at the hotel she starts to realize that maybe power isn't everything
Radio Killed The Video Star
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