Nutcracker

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Silas: Look at this weird nutcracker I found at the store today *shows everyone the nutcracker*

Free: ?? What's it do?

Silas: ...It cracks nuts

Free: *still half asleep* ......*winces* That sounds like it'd hurt....

Silas: ???

Silas: .......Not your balls, Free. Actual nuts. Like walnuts.

Free: o h. I ' m  r e a l l y  s t u p i d.

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