Free: I'm hungry. Is there a kfc nearby?
Shu: Ya down the block
Free: k i'll go check it out-
*Ofc*
Free: ........Does that say obama fried chicken?
Shu: mhm everyone's favorite
Free: Awesome, I saw a Starbucks over there
Shu: The coffee shop? that's right across the road
Free: Ok ima go to Starbuck's-
*Sunbucks*
Free: .......What else on the street, Moonbucks?
Shu: lemme see *looks at phone* Nope that one's closed on sundays
Free: ......Thank you for telling me i was about to go get some moon coffee-
Free: Ok there has to be a Mcdonalds-
Shu: over there
*Michael alone*
Free: ....Michael alone? What does he need a friend?
Shu: ya
Free: *anger* ....U got Brisk?
Shu: We got Wendy
Free: U got Bang?
Shu: we got Pow :)
Free: U got coke zero?
Shu: we got coke negative
Free: ..............WHAT THE HELL IS COKE NEGATIVE??
Shu: Tastes so good it takes the calories away!
Free: Motherfucker i- U got ginger ale?
Shu: we go turnip juice
Free: Root beer?
Shu: we got leaf juice
Free: U got wine?
Shu: ya we have wine
Free: I- Oh you do?
Shu: totally. Wine
Free: ok what kind?
Shu: crushed grapes
Free: xertcfyvuhink
Free: U got Sprite?
Shu: we got goblin
Free: U got trail mix?
Shu: we got street nuts
(skipping some)
Free: U got chips ahoy?
Shu: we got cookies YA BOIII
Free: U got poptarts?
Shu: Ya is cardboard ok?
Free: what-......oh their bout the same-
Free: I go into Dunkin donuts
Shu: Oh that's Dipin Danish
Free: APPLEBEES?
Shu: We got AppleA+?
Free: RXTCYVGBJ IHOP???
Shu: Ijump
Free: I'M LEAVING- *goes back to spain*
YOU ARE READING
Bladers shenanigans!
FanfictionWell hello! So glad you could make it! Welcome to my second idiotic book! Expect more craziness, Me and my friends being stupid, and more of Free's dirty mind! I'm sure you will be entertained! I'll also post random things about my irl life and ques...
