Amethyst: What's the weirdest place you fell asleep in?
Silas: Cuza's hammock. I was drunk and tired.
Cuza: Carl's cage. I was also drunk and tired.
Amethyst: Why? Why the f*ck would you drink?
Silas: I've been asking myself that question for the past 3 years.
Cuza: He made me.
Silas: NO
Valt: ANYWAY. On top of the fridge. Someone probably put me up there. *Glares at Silas*
Sasha: In Chris' office. I think i was studying with her.
Valt: Sure. Right i believe you.
Sasha: 0///0
Honcho: On the windowsill.
Amethyst: How?
Honcho: No idea
*Everyone looks at Free*
Free: 0-0.......What?
Amethyst: What's the weirdest place you fell asleep in?
Free: ....
Free:....
Valt: TELL US
Free: .....In a tree. I didn't know it was a porcupine nest.
Silas: Oh sh*t. You got a face full of quills didn't you?
Free: No. But a emergency trip to the hospital is extremely embarrassing when you realize your d*ck is covered in porcupine quills.
Silas: I-
Valt: ......Ow
Free: And I also don't appreciate the doctor giving me a handjob while trying to get the quills out- *Gets tackled by Valt*
Valt: YOU CAN STOP TALKING NOW
Chris: PLEASE STOP MAKING EVERYTHING SEXUAL FREE
YOU ARE READING
Bladers shenanigans!
FanfictionWell hello! So glad you could make it! Welcome to my second idiotic book! Expect more craziness, Me and my friends being stupid, and more of Free's dirty mind! I'm sure you will be entertained! I'll also post random things about my irl life and ques...
