Ren, bestie, u made me think of this-
Valt: *Training with Aiger* .......Dude do u hear that?
Aiger: Hear what?
Free: *Walks in on the phone* No, your not listening to me-
Aiger: ....*Gasp* I wanna battle him!!
Free: *Still on the phone* No, I ordered 15 dildos, I only got 10, where'd the other 5 go?!
Valt: I-
Aiger: ...FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Free: NO, I don't care about your stupid fucking discounts!! WHERE THE FUCK DID MY DILDOS GO?!
Valt: Maybe we should go-
Free: HOW DO YOU LOSE DRAGON DICKS IN THE DAMN MAIL?!
Free: Just- no- .......fine goddamn it
Free: Just....*Sighs dramatically* Just give me a refund...
Valt: C-come on aiger-
YOU ARE READING
Bladers shenanigans!
FanfictionWell hello! So glad you could make it! Welcome to my second idiotic book! Expect more craziness, Me and my friends being stupid, and more of Free's dirty mind! I'm sure you will be entertained! I'll also post random things about my irl life and ques...
