Don't ask why it's not the other way around. Just don't.
Valt: WhYyyyYy do I have too chrissssss
Chris: Because. Free doesn't want to come with us. And nether do you.
Valt: But he can do it himselfffffffffff
Chris: Just.....Just watch each other ok?
Valt: Fineeeeeee
~2 hours later~
Valt: FREE STOP LICKING THE SPATULA!! IM STILL USING IT DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THE COOKIES OR NOT?!
Free: Sor-ry! *In a sassy tone*
~Another hour later~
Valt: FREEEEEEEEE WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOO
Free: *Sleeping on the rafters of the training room*
~Another hour later~
Valt: I SWEAR TO GOD FREE DE LE HOYA WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU?!!!
Free: *Swings down from the rafters still hanging by his legs*
Free: Hey no swearing! Anyway I'm gonna go to the forest
Valt: HEY WAIT-
*Free disappears*
Valt: T~T Why is this so hard....
~2 hours later~
Free: Hey....hey Valt
Valt: *Sleeping* Whatttttt
Free: ...........
Valt: The hell-
Free: Wanna f*ck?
Valt: .......
Valt: ......
Valt: .....Will you get me ice cream after?
Free: Yes
Valt: Alright.
Free: I ain't gonna go easy tho~
Valt: o////o J-just get into the bedroom...
Free: No we're going to do it in here
~Chris comes back~
Chris: Hey Valt! How'd everything go?
Valt: *Blood red and shaking* U-uhh g-good!
Free: *Buckling up his belt* Yep! Everything went great Chris!
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Bladers shenanigans!
FanfictionWell hello! So glad you could make it! Welcome to my second idiotic book! Expect more craziness, Me and my friends being stupid, and more of Free's dirty mind! I'm sure you will be entertained! I'll also post random things about my irl life and ques...
