OwO I'm a quarter way through Fetch cuz I got a fazbear frights comp book for mah b-day~
Free: I'm boredddddd Valt can u get me a sandwich?
Valt: No get it urself
Free: ....Fetch, I'm hungry
Fetch: Oki doki! System input: Sandwich *Saunters off like the cute ass dog he is*
Free: :D
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Free: *At the mall* *Some dude catcalls him*
Free: FUCK OFF!!! Asshole-
Fetch: Kill sequence activated Ur wish, is my command~
Free: FUCK FETCH NO-
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Free: ....*Phone rings*
Free: *Looks down*
—You have (1) new message from: Doggo of Death <3–
Fetch: Hey HRU I'm gonna go and find someone's dog BRB <3
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Free: Well, shit-
~An hour later~
Free: I gtg guys my dog just raped and killed someone's dog
Silas: Wtf what kind of dog do u have??
Free: A robot one who can read thoughts and takes things too seriously
Fetch: *Walks in caring a dog carcass* Hey look what I did. I'm a good boy, right?
Free: ....Sure.
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Bladers shenanigans!
FanfictionWell hello! So glad you could make it! Welcome to my second idiotic book! Expect more craziness, Me and my friends being stupid, and more of Free's dirty mind! I'm sure you will be entertained! I'll also post random things about my irl life and ques...
