Chapter Thirty-Seven

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Paul: 😧 WTF?!

Gene: 😧 WHAT THE HELL?!

Ace: 😧 ACK!

Peter: 🙀 WTF?!

Suzy: All three of you knuckleheads get out there onstage right now!

Paul: No way! 😣

Gene: No way! 😣

Ace: No way! 😣

Peter: No way! 😣

KellerSinger19: *already has the KISS camera*

Me: If ya don't get up on that stage, then we'll post all of your embarrassing photos on social media!

(*Vinnie Vincent, Eric Carr, Eric Singer, Bruce Kulick, and Tommy Thayer are all waiting in the audience for the final dare to begin*)

Paul: *walks up onstage wearing the ballerina costume* 😖

Gene: *walks up onstage wearing the ballerina costume* 😖

Ace: *walks up onstage wearing the ballerina costume* 😖

Peter: *walks up onstage wearing the ballerina costume* 😖

Vinnie: 🤣🤣😂

Bruce: 😂

Eric Carr: *laughs in fox* 🤣

Eric Singer: 😹

Tommy: 😂😂

Me: Okay, KellerSinger19. Get the camera ready. *snickers*

KellerSinger19: *gives a thumb's up* Everything is good to go!

Me: Okay, everybody. Let's get started. Start dancing like ballerinas you four! *takes out an acoustic guitar, turns on the microphone and puts a record into the record player, and the song began to play*

East is east and west is west
And the wrong one I have chose
Let's go where I'll keep on wearin'

Those frills and flowers and buttons and bows
Rings and things and buttons and bows
Don't bury me in this prairie

Take me where the cement grows
Let's move down to some big town
Where they love a gal by the cut o' her clothes

And I'll stand out in buttons and bows
I'll love you in buckskin
Or skirts that I've homespun

But I'll love ya' longer, stronger where
Yer friends don't tote a gun
My bones denounce the buckboard bounce

And the cactus hurts my toes
Let's vamoose where gals keep usin'
Those silks and satins and linen that shows

And I'm all yours in buttons and bows
My bones denounce the buckboard bounce
And the cactus hurts my toes

Let's vamoose where gals keep usin'
Those silks and satins and linen that shows
And I'm all yours in buttons and bows

Those silks and satins and linen that shows
And I'm all yours in buttons and bows
Gimme eastern trimmin' where women are women

In high silk hose and peek-a-boo clothes
And French perfume that rocks the room
And I'm all yours in buttons and bows

Buttons and bows
Buttons and bows

Those frills and flowers and buttons and bows
Rings and things and buttons and bows

Vinnie: 🤣🤣😂

Bruce: 😂

Eric Carr: *continues to laugh in fox* 🤣

Eric Singer: 😹

Tommy: 😂😂

Vixen91: *LMFAO* 🤣🤣😂

Suzy: *dies laughing*🤣

KellerSinger19: 🤣 *snaps a few pictures of the original four using the KISS camera* 📸

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