(*Meanwhile, Gene Simmons and a few of the other KISS guys are chasing after a pissed off purple dragon named Paul Stanely*)
Gene: Make sure that he doesn't get run over!
Tommy: *flies up using his KISSterian powers and makes his way in front of Paul so he can block his path with his lightning powers*
Paul: *growls and tries to fly away, but gets electrocuted instead, and falls to the ground*
Eric Singer: *switches to his animal form runs over to Paul, sniffing him with his solid black kitty nose* Meow?
Tommy: It's okay, Catman. I didn't put too much electricity into his body, he's just gonna be knocked out for a little while.
Eric Singer: Meow!
(*After Gene and the guys bring Paul Stanley back to the spare building...*)
Me: *is getting ready to set up my VERY VERY BIG aquarium, where a familiar, but venomous Australian sea creature will be living as my new pet* Hi y'all!
Eric Singer: *curiously sniffs the box that contains my new pet* Meow? (What's that Emily?)
Me: I wouldn't touch that if I were you, Itty Bitty Kitty.
Eric Singer: *backs away from the box*
Gene: Paul is currently asleep for now. He'll wake up in a little while.
Me: Sounds good to me! Now, you can guys can help me with getting this aquarium set up.
Tommy: *smiles* Sure thing, Emily.
(*Fifteen minutes later...*)
Me: Okay! Let's get my new pet into this aquarium. *carefully opens the box that has my new pet inside*
Ace: Um...is that another plastic bag?
Peter: I don't know...
Ace: *slowly reaches out to touch it...but then...*
Me: ACE! DON'T TOUCH IT! 😱
Ace: ACK! You scared me! 🫨
*Everyone else laughs out loud, except for Paul because he's still asleep*
Me: Tada! It's my new box jellyfish!
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Eric Singer: *immediately turns back into his normal form* What in the world?! 🙀
Gene: This getting ridiculous! I'm taking that piece of shit outta here!
Me: You better not unless you want an early death before KISS officially retires.
