Hayden: Hey, Carlos?
Carlos: Yes, Hayden?
Hayden: If you wanted to kiss any boy or girl in Auradon, who would it be?
Carlos: Possibly you and Jay.
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Carlos: What did I tell you about burning people?
Hayden: Don't burn people or take their souls.
Carlos: And what did you do?
Hayden: I burnt 10 people's houses and took their souls.
Carlos: And what does that mean?
Hayden: No watching horror movies for three weeks.
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Audrey: Who do you think you are?!
Carlos: I'm pretty sure she's the daughter of Hades that will take your soul or she might burn your dress collection.
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Mal: Is Chad dead or alive?
Hayden: Hopefully dead, I want to burn his body.
Jay and Evie: Do it!
Carlos: *smirks when Chad sits up*
Chad: *points at Hayden.* "First of all, fuck you!
*Hayden snaps her fingers, burning his shirt.*
Chad: *screams and runs off.*
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Younger Hayden: Mommy? Why did you curse Sleeping Beauty?
Maleficent: I could've done that to Queen Leah, but I wanted my revenge.
Younger Hayden: When can I do that?
Maleficent: You have to much of your father's powers, so when you're older, I can teach you.
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Pain: What is 2 + 2?
Younger Hayden: 4!
Pain: 4+4?
Younger Hayden:8!
Pain: 8+8?
Younger Hayden: 16!
Pain: 16 +16?
Younger Hayden: 32!
Pain: 32+32?
Younger Hayden:64!
Pain: *to Panic* Math is too smart for her.
Panic: For a five year old, she's smart.
*Pain froze*
Pain: HOW CAN A FIVE YEAR OLD BE THIS SMART?!
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The Underworld Princess// Carlos Redo
FanfictionA redo since the book is acting up.
