Ask & Dares #7

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Lust: My ex? He's dead

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Lust: My ex? He's dead. Horror kinda killed him-

Creator: And I'm bringing your good-for-nothing ex back to life!

Lust: *groans* Besides! I'm not going to poop! I am too fabulous for that!! I'll just dump a bucket of big and cow poop in him!

Creator: The costume's in the closet. Just, watch out for a spider.

Lust: *opens the closet to find Horror dressed as a spider hiding behind the Ibong Adarna costume*

Horror: Hi. Can I-

Lust: *smiles and kisses Horror* Yes you can deal with my ex later

Horror: Yes!

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Ex: Where the fuck am I?

Lust: *sitting on a branch with a bucket* Hehehe..

Ex: Wha-

Lust: *dumps the poop all over his ex*

Ex: What the hell?!

Lust: That's what you get you fucking cheater!! Fuck you!! Fuck your life! And especially FUCK YOURSELF TO THE AFTERLIFE!!

Horror: *drags the dude to the basement to turn him into meat*

Lust: Hey Creator, can you ask the dare-giver if I can keep this costume? I kinda like it

Creator: Sure! What will your response be dare-giver?

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