Craig: tweek will try sucking me off and it'll suck so i'll start snoring but then he'll bite my dick off
Tweek: i'll bite it off on accident sorry
Tweek: i guess i just have to top you
Craig: ew no way i'm letting u bitch me
Clyde: okay but the both of u can't have hemorrhoids
Craig: i have a severe case of bloody hemorrhoids don't go near my asshole
Tolkien: somehow we've all managed to make jokes about something being wrong with each others assholes except jimmy's
Jimmy: because my asshole is perfect unlike all of urs
Clyde: no ur assholes crippled
Craig: do u think jimmys asshole stutters when it shits the same way he stutters when he speaks
Clyde: HELLP
Tweek: like he's always constipated
Tolkien: stop overdosing on fiber guys
Tweek: craig overdoses on ice
Jimmy: low iron core
Craig: yall i'll start eating meat if thats what u want
Tweek: suck on my meat
Craig: not if u don't suck mine first
Tweek: nah i'm the alpha suck my big fat cock
Jimmy: woah craig, tweek's tryna bitch u
Clyde: craig ur the woman in this relationship now
Craig: fuck no
Craig: tweek ur dicks smaller than mine anyways
Tweek: no it isnt
Craig: it is
Tweek: it's not
Craig: ur dick is like 3 inches
Tweek: says u lmfao ur dick is prolly only 4
Craig: no it isnt u asshole
Tweek: yes it is
Craig: let's compare
Tweek: okay bitch let's grab a hallway pass
Craig: okay fine meet up in the bathrooms by the water fountain
Tweek: okay fine
Clyde: they finna engage in homo activities
Tolkien: do u think they'll be hard or soft while comparing
Jimmy: hard. no doubt about it.
Clyde: well they are dating and haven't done anything other than kiss and make out
Tolkien: why are they so shy
Jimmy: they aren't men like us
Clyde: that's homophobic u can't just say they aren't real men because they kiss men
Clyde: that's the manliest thing a man could do
Tolkien: do u think they're just packed with extra testosterone
Clyde: probably only craig because that bitch is like 6'2
Tolkien: me and craig are like the same height kinda
Jimmy: that's cause ur black, ur just naturally tall
Clyde: bros a hooper
Tolkien: this seems extremely stereotypical
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Craigs gang makes a group chat
Fan fikciaA group chat texting fic, I decided to spit some jokes straight out of my ass and shove them all into this mess I had created. Enjoy reading, or don't, this has a concerning amount of graphic fart jokes for some reason. warning: that was the warning...
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