Wukong: Oh no! A child is hurt!
Y/N: Oh God.. young one, are you okay?
Child: Mhm! I think..
Y/N: Can I call your parents?
Child: What parents?
Wukong and Y/N began to leave the scene
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Your Wukong's sibling
Macaque: Heh.. Y/N was really loud last night
Wukong: What?!
Macaque: Y/N was really loud last night, right Y/N?
Y/N: .....
Wukong: Macaque, I'm gonna fucking kill you I swear!
Macaque: Catch me if you can, ya whore!
Wukong: THATS IT. IM GONNA BREAK YOUR LEGS!
Macaque: That's what I said to your sibling, Y/N last night
Y/N: MACAQUE!!
Wukong: OH THAT IS IT!
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Macaque and Wukong are so fuckin drunk
Macaque: Cmon, Babygirl
Wukong: O-Okay, big d-d-daddy
Y/N: WHAT THE FU-
Mei: Oh my gosh! Homosexuals!!
Wukong: What? can't i call m-my Macaque b-big d-daddy?!
Y/N: WUKONG, MACAQUE. SNAP OUT OF IT!!
Macaque: I'm gonna screw this babygirl so bad that she won't be able to walk for a month
Wukong: D-D-D-Do it please!
Y/N, Mei, MK: WHAT?!
Next day
Wukong: Kid.. why can't I walk anymore..?
Macaque: My beds all messed up and covered in.. ew.. what the hell?
Y/N: ....You two actually did it?
MK: Wait what?!
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BINABASA MO ANG
LMK Oneshots
FanfictionI killed myself making these :D THESE are gona be Wukong and Macaque If your wondering why I post like.. once or none a day. I'm just lazy. I have nothing in my brain
