Balloony: In conclusion...that was pointless.
Lollipop: I know. It just feels better coming from you.
Balloony: *blushes* Ha, ha. So...what's our plan?
Lollipop: You know what's something we haven't tried all game?
Balloony: No, what?
Lollipop: The ✨️Element of Surprise✨️
A very successful and ~fun~ way of attack!
Balloony: Oooooohhh!
Lollipop: We'll pick a target and surprise them! They'll be so shocked it'll be super easy to take them down.
Balloony: You're so smart! ❤️
Lollipop: *blushes* Oh, it's nothing.
Anyways, who should our target be?
Loser: Well, I vote Woody. He won't make it long anyways.
Flower: Good point, Loser. I'm with you.
Balloony: Seems fair.
Lollipop: Alright. Woody it is.
Ruby: Hey, Bubble. Hey, Leafy.
Uh...hello, Firey?
Bubble: Ruby! Are you here to take over for Leafy?
Ruby: Sure am!
Leafy: Alright, cool. *grabs Firey hand* Let's go, Firey. *drags him out*
Firey: Wha- bu- I...
Leafy: *drags Firey outside*
Firey: :[
Leafy: You just wanted an excuse to come see me, didn't you?
Firey: What? No, I-
Leafy: 😏
Firey: I... I mean yeah, I...
Leafy:
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(I am so sorry)
Lollipop: (hiding in the bushes) Good job, team. We're hidden, and they don't suspect a thing.
Balloony: *shoves Lollipop down* Gey down! People are going to see your crown!
Lollipop: Ouch! Seriously?
Balloony: You really should thank me-
Lollipop: *covers Balloony's mouth* SHUSH! He's coming.
Woody: *walking by*
*stops*
I wonder why the devils haven't been-
Lollipop: *grabs Woody and breaks him in half* Welp, that was easy. *tosses Woodys body*
Flower: Shouldn't we...not litter? The angels could find-
Lollipop: And?
Flower: ...
Taco: Hmm...Woody, do you think we're truly prepared for when the devils attack?
...Woody?
...
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Devils vs Angels BFB AU
FanfictionWarnings: shipping. Death. Saddening topics. Somewhat religious. Fireafy and some Geleafy. (If you don't like Fireafy please don't read this.) After BFB has ended, 4 finds himself feeling empty without a show to host. So he drags X along to try out...
