BAU Groupchat :) Criminal Minds x Reader

Shh, Don't Tell Y/N (24)

Hotchie added JayJay, bbygirl, HotChocolate, PrettyBoiThings, EmCatLover, Rossi to shh, don't tell y/n 

Hotchie: guys y/n's birthday is coming up. we need to surprise her

bbygirl: give her sex, sir. That's probably all she wants lmao

Hotchie: I-

Hotchie: Garcia, I'm going to remove you again if you don't shut up

bbygirl: sorry

HotChocolate: Treat her to a movie and a romantic dinner. Chicks love that stuff 

Hotchie: No I already know what I'm doing date-wise, but like, at work, which is why I only have you guys in a separate chat

Hotchie: Give me ideas along with gift ideas

Rossi: ask her to marry you with a ring.

Rossi: you two are obviously madly in love.

Rossi: there's no way she'd say no

Hotchie: ...Dave, her birthday is in 3 days. 

Hotchie: We've been working all week

Hotchie: don't you think I would've bought a ring a while ago??

EmCatLover: It's only been almost 3 months, Rossi, lmao I'm sure they're not in a rush to get married

Hotchie: ^ thank you. we're not. 

JayJay: ok so maybe a promise ring? I'm sure you two won't break up any time soon, or ever, and if you'd like, I can help pick one out for you. As long as we don't get a case in the next 24 hours, I think it'll be fine

Hotchie: I feel like it's too soon for a promise ring

Hotchie: I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd love to give her one, but what if she refuses it?

HotChocolate: my goodness, Hotch, y/n fucking LOVES you. I have never seen her so happy in the 2 years I've known her. 

HotChocolate: She won't refuse it 

Hotchie: Ok fine, JJ come with me after work so we can find one. 

JayJay: yay! This will be fun!

bbygirl: ooh can I come with you guys?

Hotchie: no, sorry

bbygirl: well then-

HotChocolate: you can come with me and Reid to find something for y/n's bday, baby girl 

bbygirl: at least I'm loved by at least a few people...

Hotchie: ok so what about decorations?

PrettyBoiThings: Should we hold the party in the conference room?

Hotchie: Yeah I feel like that'd be best

Hotchie: anyway, decorations?

EmCatLover: CAT THEME

JayJay: lol what?

Hotchie: no Emily

bbygirl: honestly, just regular decorations. I doubt y/n would even care about a theme. 

Hotchie: Ok good point. Anybody wanna pick up a cake?

Rossi: I can do that

PrettyBoiThings: ahem, y/n is wondering why nobody is answering our regular group chat. she sees us texting, but not in the regular group chat

Hotchie: ope. I can handle it

Hotchie: I just told her we're all texting our families lol 

PrettyBoiThings: She doesn't look like she believes you

Hotchie: Oh yeah that is no doubt, but what else should I have said?

Rossi: that you're all on social media, duh

Hotchie: Dave, did you ever set up that appointment for your therapist?

Rossi: what is it with you and therapists, Aaron?

JayJay: lmao

JayJay: but seriously, y/n is getting upset

Hotchie: I'll tell her it's nothing to worry about.

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BAU Badasses

HotStuff69: Hey guys

HotStuff69: HELLLLOOOO?

HotStuff69: I SEE YALL TEXTING

HotStuff69: are you guys planning something? I am very concerned

HotStuff69: yall make me wanna pull my hair out

Hotchie: babe chill out, we're just on social media and or texting family members. 

HotStuff69: I don't believe you

HotStuff69: send me proof

Hotchie: I mean, I can't send proof of anyone else on social media, you'd have to ask them, but here's me making a cute post about you

Hotchie: *attached image*

Hotchie: believe me now?

HotStuff69: fine.

HotStuff69: but the way you're all on your phones is hella sus and weird. even Spence is on his phone. I haven't seen him read an entire book today. 

Hotchie: I guess he just doesn't feel like reading today.

HotStuff69: LMAO 

HotStuff69: yeah. ok. 

HotStuff69: I'm going to go back to work. 

Hotchie: y/n...

HotStuff69: don't you have a shit ton of reports to go through, sir?

Hotchie: yeah...

Hotchie: and y/n please don't be like that

HotStuff69: I just don't like it when people are acting stand-offish 

Hotchie: we're not. I promise. I love you

HotStuff69: prove it to me then. I'll be waiting at your office.

Hotchie: ...omw

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shh, don't tell y/n 

Hotchie: brb guys

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omg this was probably the worst chapter. Sorry I haven't been posting. I just don't have any ideas for this fanfic anymore. I MIGHT make another group chat story with the same cast except it won't be reader. It probably won't have ships except maybe some hook ups and whatnot, but idk. I think next chapter will be the last. It might come out sometime this week if I get any inspiration lol.