Hotchie added JayJay, bbygirl, HotChocolate, PrettyBoiThings, EmCatLover, Rossi to shh, don't tell y/n
Hotchie: guys y/n's birthday is coming up. we need to surprise her
bbygirl: give her sex, sir. That's probably all she wants lmao
Hotchie: I-
Hotchie: Garcia, I'm going to remove you again if you don't shut up
bbygirl: sorry
HotChocolate: Treat her to a movie and a romantic dinner. Chicks love that stuff
Hotchie: No I already know what I'm doing date-wise, but like, at work, which is why I only have you guys in a separate chat
Hotchie: Give me ideas along with gift ideas
Rossi: ask her to marry you with a ring.
Rossi: you two are obviously madly in love.
Rossi: there's no way she'd say no
Hotchie: ...Dave, her birthday is in 3 days.
Hotchie: We've been working all week
Hotchie: don't you think I would've bought a ring a while ago??
EmCatLover: It's only been almost 3 months, Rossi, lmao I'm sure they're not in a rush to get married
Hotchie: ^ thank you. we're not.
JayJay: ok so maybe a promise ring? I'm sure you two won't break up any time soon, or ever, and if you'd like, I can help pick one out for you. As long as we don't get a case in the next 24 hours, I think it'll be fine
Hotchie: I feel like it's too soon for a promise ring
Hotchie: I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd love to give her one, but what if she refuses it?
HotChocolate: my goodness, Hotch, y/n fucking LOVES you. I have never seen her so happy in the 2 years I've known her.
HotChocolate: She won't refuse it
Hotchie: Ok fine, JJ come with me after work so we can find one.
JayJay: yay! This will be fun!
bbygirl: ooh can I come with you guys?
Hotchie: no, sorry
bbygirl: well then-
HotChocolate: you can come with me and Reid to find something for y/n's bday, baby girl
bbygirl: at least I'm loved by at least a few people...
Hotchie: ok so what about decorations?
PrettyBoiThings: Should we hold the party in the conference room?
Hotchie: Yeah I feel like that'd be best
Hotchie: anyway, decorations?
EmCatLover: CAT THEME
JayJay: lol what?
Hotchie: no Emily
bbygirl: honestly, just regular decorations. I doubt y/n would even care about a theme.
Hotchie: Ok good point. Anybody wanna pick up a cake?
Rossi: I can do that
PrettyBoiThings: ahem, y/n is wondering why nobody is answering our regular group chat. she sees us texting, but not in the regular group chat
Hotchie: ope. I can handle it
Hotchie: I just told her we're all texting our families lol
PrettyBoiThings: She doesn't look like she believes you
Hotchie: Oh yeah that is no doubt, but what else should I have said?
Rossi: that you're all on social media, duh
Hotchie: Dave, did you ever set up that appointment for your therapist?
Rossi: what is it with you and therapists, Aaron?
JayJay: lmao
JayJay: but seriously, y/n is getting upset
Hotchie: I'll tell her it's nothing to worry about.
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BAU BadassesHotStuff69: Hey guys
HotStuff69: HELLLLOOOO?
HotStuff69: I SEE YALL TEXTING
HotStuff69: are you guys planning something? I am very concerned
HotStuff69: yall make me wanna pull my hair out
Hotchie: babe chill out, we're just on social media and or texting family members.
HotStuff69: I don't believe you
HotStuff69: send me proofHotchie: I mean, I can't send proof of anyone else on social media, you'd have to ask them, but here's me making a cute post about you
Hotchie: *attached image*
Hotchie: believe me now?
HotStuff69: fine.
HotStuff69: but the way you're all on your phones is hella sus and weird. even Spence is on his phone. I haven't seen him read an entire book today.Hotchie: I guess he just doesn't feel like reading today.
HotStuff69: LMAO
HotStuff69: yeah. ok.
HotStuff69: I'm going to go back to work.
Hotchie: y/n...HotStuff69: don't you have a shit ton of reports to go through, sir?
Hotchie: yeah...
Hotchie: and y/n please don't be like that
HotStuff69: I just don't like it when people are acting stand-offish
Hotchie: we're not. I promise. I love you
HotStuff69: prove it to me then. I'll be waiting at your office.
Hotchie: ...omw---
shh, don't tell y/n
Hotchie: brb guys
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omg this was probably the worst chapter. Sorry I haven't been posting. I just don't have any ideas for this fanfic anymore. I MIGHT make another group chat story with the same cast except it won't be reader. It probably won't have ships except maybe some hook ups and whatnot, but idk. I think next chapter will be the last. It might come out sometime this week if I get any inspiration lol.
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BAU Groupchat :) Criminal Minds x Reader
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