BAU Groupchat :) Criminal Minds x Reader

Forgive or Forget (21)

Hotchie added himself to the chat

Hotchie: Guys I am so so so so so so so so so sorry 😢

Hotchie: Jessica fucking hacked my phone 🤬🤬

Hotchie: I had to go pick Jack up from school early bc he got into an accident on the playground and he was hurt

Hotchie: Jessica came over bc she wanted to take Jack for the night.

Hotchie: I told her I wanted to keep him here bc I wanted to take care of him. I texted Strauss all this and she ok'd it.

Hotchie: Jessica didn't leave, she wanted to spend time with him. I didn't think anything of it since she is his aunt.

Hotchie: I went to go take a shower bc I stunk like piss

Hotchie: don't ask me why

Hotchie: anyway, I left my phone on the countertop. I didn't think she'd actually take it and pose as me

Hotchie: after she left, that's when I realized she was on my phone bc I was off the groupchat. Once I added myself back on, that's when I read all the messages

Hotchie: I really hope you guys believe me

Hotchie: can one of you guys come watch Jack for a bit while I go explain this to y/n? she must hate me rn 💔

bbygirl: I knew it wasn't you. I JUST KNEW IT ❤️❤️❤️

HotChocolate: Thank God bc I was about to come kick your ass 🖕

JayJay: Jessica is a wretched bitch who is just jealous bc she doesn't have anyone in her life anymore 😡

JayJay: not our fault your sister died you fuckface 😡

JayJay: I think she secretly wants you at this point Hotch 😏

Hotchie: ew 🤢🤢

Hotchie: fuck no, I want y/n💔

EmCatLover: jj come make love to me, the way you ranted there was hottt 🥵🥵🥵

JayJay: lol coming darling❤️❤️

bbygirl: guys we're still at work

bbygirl: too late, they're walking towards the bathrooms 😬

PrettyBoiThings: I knew it wasn't you, Hotch. Jessica seems like an insecure bottle blonde who has not achieved anything in her life

PrettyBoiThings: no wonder she's single. Nobody wants her

HotChocolate: ok pretty boy, follow me to the restroom rq

PrettyBoiThings: ok daddy 🥵🥵

bbygirl: WTF 😳😳😳

Hotchie: so is nobody going to come watch my kid? 😒

Hotchie: and for the record JJ, Emily, Derek and Spencer, we're going to talk about your sexual desires when I come back

Rossi: Garcia is on her way Hotch

Rossi: I knew it wasn't you

Rossi: when 'you' said Erin would never love me, I knew that wasn't you

Rossi: you told me to go fuck her and I did

Hotchie: Dave...

Rossi: yeah?

Hotchie: go see a therapist please

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HotStuff69: I'm glad it wasn't you, Hotch

Hotchie: I am so so sorry baby. How can I make it up to you?

HotStuff69: Hotch, if your dead ex wife's sister is that insecure about us, then I don't think I can be with you

Hotchie: No. I'm not letting you break up with me.

Hotchie: Jessica is a cunt. 🤬

Hotchie: I told her that to her face.

Hotchie: Safe to say she's probably not going to be around for a long while😏

Hotchie: which kind of sucks considering my job and Jack getting out of school at 3. 🙄

Hotchie: I may have to get a babysitter

Hotchie: but either way, y/n, I love you. I want to be with you for the rest of my life❤️❤️

EmCatLover: omg are you asking her to marry you??

JayJay: Em, it's only been 2 months since they started dating

EmCatLover: I've heard people getting engaged after like, 2 weeks🤷‍♀️

Hotchie: I really thought I blocked everyone from seeing this chat, oops

HotStuff69: Hotch I love you too. Trust me, I do. But

Hotchie: baby, Jessica isn't going to be a problem anymore. Jack loves you and keeps asking me when you're going to come over next.

Hotchie: don't let Jessica get to you

Hotchie: she's a stupid bitch

HotChocolate: lol

JayJay: lol

EmCatLover: lol

bbygirl: lol

PrettyBoiThings: lol

Rossi: lol

Hotchie: Dave, have you called that therapist yet?

HotStuff69: I need time to think, ok?

HotStuff69 left the chat

Hotchie: Fuck! 😭

Hotchie: Guys, what do I do? I don't want to lose her

Rossi: Give her space, Aaron. She'll talk to you when she's ready

Hotchie: I fucking hate Jessica 😡😡

JayJay: Don't we all😬

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Will y/n ever take Hotch back? 😏