BAU Groupchat :) Criminal Minds x Reader

Jumping to Conclusions (15)

6:15 pm Monday 

Hotchie: I can't believe she actually fell for it 😅

EmCatLover: who fell for what? I'm confused 🤔

bbygirl: emily where tf were you?

EmCatLover: busy breaking up with Carolyne 😓

bbygirl: WHAT??? YOU BROKE UP WITH HER BEFORE WE GOT TO MEET HER? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??

Hotchie: guys-

EmCatLover: CAROLYNE ISNT AS INNOCENT AS SHE SEEMED GARCIA 😡

bbygirl: WHAT WAS SO WRONG WITH HER EMILY? 😡😡

JayJay: so Hotch, who fell for what? is this about Jessica?

EmCatLover: wait, who tf is Jessica? Sir, you're not cheating on y/n are you?! 😠

bbygirl: this groupchat is a friggin mess 😭

Hotchie: Emily, Jessica is my sister in law

EmCatLover: YOU'RE CHEATING ON Y/N WITH YOUR DEAD EX'S SISTER?

EmCatLover: excuse me for a moment

EmCatLover left the chat

Hotchie: I'M NOT CHEATING ON Y/N WITH MY OWN SISTER IN LAW, SOMEONE GO GET EMILY PLS 🙄🙄🙄

JayJay: geez and I thought my own failed marriage was messy 😫

bbygirl: Hotch, all you gotta do is add Emily back lmao

Hotchie: right

Hotchie added EmCatLover to chat

Hotchie: Emily, I am not cheating on y/n with Jessica, calm down

EmCatLover: mhm likely story, sir. I just sent y/n a text 🤭

Hotchie: wait you honestly think I'd ruin the most stable relationship I've had in years over something YOU think is true?

Hotchie: fine, let's see how y/n responds 🤷

JayJay: wait, your relationship with haley wasn't stable?

Hotchie: why do you think she's dead, JJ?

bbygirl: HOTCH WHYFHKJEFKJBFKJ 😭😭

Hotchie: I was kidding Garcia

Hotchie: although I realize y/n is right. I am going down a dark path. send help pls

HotStuff69: why tf is emily texting me telling me my own boss is cheating on me with his sister in law?? 🤔

Hotchie: baby I am not cheating on you, I promise!! I was trying to tell the groupchat that Jessica fell for the HR form thing

HotStuff69: wait really? 😂😂😂

Rossi: So my plan worked. All is well then?

Rossi: wait I'm reading the previous chats. what-

Hotchie: EVERYONE, I AM NOT CHEATING ON Y/N!!!

EmCatLover: still not sure I believe you

HotStuff69: Em, Hotch strongly dislikes his sister in law. I can confirm this 😊

EmCatLover: but are you really sure??

bbygirl: emily where is all of this coming from??

bbygirl: did carolyne hurt you?

EmCatLover: ...