BAU Groupchat :) Criminal Minds x Reader

The Cliffhanger (17)

HotStuff69: omg you were so good baby 😍

Hotchie: wait y/n-

HotStuff69: the way you thrusted into me felt so good, I want more 😍😍😍😘😘😘

Hotchie: babe

Rossi: tmi guys

HotStuff69: oh fuck-💀

JayJay: like you and our boss did last night? or this morning? or before going into work?

JayJay: nobody wants to hear about that, ya nasties 🙄

bbygirl: idk what I just logged into, but I'm kind of intrigued ❤️

HotChocolate: anybody wanna hear about mine and Spencer's night?

Rossi: NO

HotChocolate: ...homophobe 😢

Rossi: I am not a homophobe, I just don't want to hear about it

Hotchie: guys we have a case

bbygirl: wait seriously? I feel like it's been forever since we had one

Hotchie: 3 women murdered in Tallahassee Florida.

Hotchie: Time to work. Be here asap.

HotStuff69: sir, yes sir 😏

Hotchie: you're riding with me, babe 🙃

HotStuff69: right lol

bbygirl: can you guys be less cute for once? 😭

HotStuff69: aww are you lonely, Garcia? I can squeeze you into my relationship if you want 🥰

bbygirl: I'm good 😆

Hotchie: why-

Hotchie: Just get ready, y/n

---

PrettyBoiThings: so three women get murdered and so far, we have 6 suspects who all fit the profile

PrettyBoiThings: 6 SUSPECTS ‼️

PrettyBoiThings: we usually only have about 3 and it's fairly easy to break down with a few, but 6??

HotChocolate: baby quit worrying lol. we'll find the right suspect

bbygirl: and I'm still working my magic boy wonder 💭

bbygirl: be patient 😇

Hotchie: you guys do know we're all on the jet, right?

Hotchie: let's get off the phones and brief the case

bbygirl: geez someone didn't get enough sex last night 😏

Hotchie: GARCIA 😡

JayJay: lol

----

HotStuff69: holy hell how long have we been here?!

EmCatLover: It's only been a day, y/n 🤔

HotStuff69: A day too long!! 🥲

bbygirl: if it makes you happy, I sent Hotch and Rossi a lead. They're going to the station rn

HotStuff69: it better lead to somewhere, Garcia

PrettyBoiThings: You sound sangry, y/n

HotStuff69: Reid, buddy, sangry is NOT a word 😭

HotChocolate: It's a word if my boyfriend says it's a word 😉

PrettyBoiThings: Thank you Der ❤️❤️

bbygirl: I'm still getting used to the fact that Derek and Reid are dating

EmCatLover: Hell, I'm still getting used to y/n and Hotch dating 🤣

JayJay: Hotch says to meet them at the station. Something's wrong

HotStuff69: Is everything ok, Jayge?

JayJay: Not sure.

---

HotStuff69: WHAT THE FUCK IS AARON DOING??

HotChocolate: y/n calm down-

bbygirl: she never calls him by his first name, that's how you know she's worried

HotStuff69: THE UNSUB IS LITERALLY ONE OF THOSE DETECTIVES AND AARON IS WHAT, SACRIFICING HIMSELF?

JayJay: y/n he knows what he's doing. He's been doing this a LONG time

bbygirl: yeah babe he'll be fine.

bbygirl: I worry about all of you a lot whenever cases get handed to us

PrettyBoiThings: wait what is happening

EmCatLover: We need to move in, this is getting scary

HotStuff69: I'm going in, idc idc idc

JayJay: Y/N WAIT DON'T

---

bbygirl: guys what's going on, talk to me!!

bbygirl: what did y/n do and is our boss ok?

bbygirl: what about Rossi? wasn't he with Hotch too?

bbygirl: SOMEONE TELL ME, I AM LITERALLY CRYING RN

bbygirl: guys?

---

dun dun dun...is y/n ok and are Rossi and Hotch ok too? ;)