BAU Groupchat :) Criminal Minds x Reader

Time Off (3)

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HotStuff69: hey hotch i'm gonna need some time off

bbygirl: omg why? are you hurt? is someone else hurt? WHO HURT YOU?? 🤬

BossyPants: why do you need time off, y/n?

HotStuff69: Just some personal issues I'm working through. I don't wanna talk about it

BossyPants: Okay. Do whatever you need to do. Let me know when you want to come back to work.

PrettyBoiThings: Hey Hotch can you change our names back?

JayJay: Don't listen to boy wonder here Hotch!

BossyPants: I would, but for some reason, I can't. I went to change my own name but it kept giving me an error message

PrettyBoiThings: Maybe Garcia can see what's going on

bbygirl: lol oh I am not going to help with this 🤷‍♀️

BossyPants: I have a feeling Garcia had something to do with this.

ItalianImpasta: Garcia, I am begging you. Please undo what you did and change our names back

HotChocolate: am I the only one concerned about y/n here??

bbygirl: I'm concerned too. I wonder what's going on

HotStuff69: it's nothing guys.

PrettyBoiThings: we're your friends, y/n.

BossyPants: y/n if you need to talk, my door's always open

BossyPants: except right now, Strauss is on her way to my office. This might be a while guys.

HotChocolate: What did you do Hotch?

BossyPants: Nothing!

EmCatLover: y/n you're in tears, what is going on?

HotStuff69: just let me take a few days and I'll come back, ok?

*HotStuff69 left the chat*

bbygirl: we need to be here for her. after work, I say we all go to her house and give her the biggest hug

JayJay: I don't know, Garcia. She might not want company rn.

PrettyBoiThings: I usually am the one to cheer her up. Let me do it.

bbygirl: what if she tells you to scram??

PrettyBoiThings: I won't leave either way. I'm not saying she has to tell me, but I just want her to know we're all here for her

JayJay: ok spence, but bring a helmet in case she throws something at you

PrettyBoiThings: she won't throw anything at me. we're friends.

ItalianImpasta: wait what's wrong with y/n?

EmCatLover: Nobody knows.

bbygirl: wait reid do you like her or something?

PrettyBoiThings: what? I never said that.

EmCatLover: you're being sus

PrettyBoiThings: So me trying to be here for my friend is me liking her and being sus? you guys watch wayyy too many movies.

HotChocolate: Okay. Prove us wrong then, prettyboi

PrettyBoiThings: how?

EmCatLover: well first off, you're completely obvious. You eye fuck her all the time and idk how she doesn't notice

EmCatLover: Second of all, prove it by NOT going to her house. If you don't like her like we're accusing you, then give her space. Who knows? She's going through something none of us might understand.

PrettyBoiThings: You don't know that.

EmCatLover: But do you?

BossyPants: Y/N's things are gone. Did she leave?

HotChocolate: Yeah.

EmCatLover: she left in tears. I wonder what's going on with her

BossyPants: I will go to her place after work to see if I can help. I've never seen her look so down before

PrettyBoiThings: Watch out Hotch, everyone might accuse you of liking her

BossyPants: What?

JayJay: Why the hell would Hotch have feelings for y/n? 😂 lmao spence, we're only accusing you

bbygirl: sir, don't you agree spence likes y/n?

BossyPants: I mean, sure. He looks at her all the time, but I always figured it was to talk to her about cases and stuff.

JayJay: see, even hotch sees it

PrettyBoiThings: OMG i'm sick of all of you 🙄

PrettyBoiThings: I do not have feelings for y/n. I wish you guys believed me 😑

PrettyBoiThings left the chat

bbygirl: great, he left

BossyPants: he didn't leave the building, but he's probably going to ignore all of us the rest of the shift.

ItalianImpasta: a quiet Reid day? I'll take it

bbygirl: omg rossi lmao

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this chapter is so boring wtf lol sorry