PrettyBoiThings: AHHH MY EYES MY EYES MY EYES 🫣Hotchie: What's going on, Reid?
bbygirl: yeah you're scaring me
HotStuff69: do ya'll hear that moaning from down the hall? somebody's getting busy lmao
PrettyBoiThings: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING ROSSI AND STRAUSS 😭
Hotchie: ...
Hotchie: excuse me while I go throw up
HotStuff69: I-🤮
JayJay: that is NOT what I wanted to hear coming out of the elevator 🛗
EmCatLover: why are you guys so disgusted? Isn't this what you wanted a few days ago? lol
PrettyBoiThings: WANTING IT TO HAPPEN FROM A DISTANCE AND ACTUALLY SEEING IT FOR YOURSELF ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS EMILY 🙄
JayJay: Rossi's having a better morning than I am, go Rossi 🫠
Hotchie: JJ, please don't
JayJay: at least HE'S getting some action. I haven't had sex in months
HotStuff69: wait you and Will haven't...?
JayJay: nope. He just never wanted to
bbygirl: girl, you deserve WAYYY better. He probably sucks in the sack anyway 😬
JayJay: well, bless Henry's heart, but it's kind of true tho ngl
JayJay: at least he managed to impregnate me with the best little boy 🤗
HotChocolate: Hey guys, someone's having se-oh wait, you guys are already discussing it, or were discussing it anyway
HotChocolate: hey y/n, how's bossman in the sack? 🤔
HotStuff69: He's amazing honestly 😍
Hotchie: 😊
HotChocolate: can I borrow him sometime?
HotStuff69: DEREK NO 😭
Hotchie: what the fuck morgan 🙄
PrettyBoiThings: why would you ask that when you know they're a thing??
HotChocolate: I was kidding, kid
HotChocolate: hey since you're single, Reid, want to test your sexuality out? 😍
PrettyBoiThings: With you?? What
HotChocolate: oh come on, I know you're curious.
JayJay: wait derek, aren't you straight?
HotChocolate: lmao no
bbygirl: you guys didn't know?
bbygirl: he's bisexual lol
EmCatLover: he acts so straight, wtf
HotChocolate: I do, don't I? well that's going to change
HotStuff69: please don't sexually harrass us morgan
HotChocolate: I-
Hotchie: especially towards me
HotChocolate: you guys are no fun 😤
EmCatLover: omg Rossi and Strauss are coming out of the closet 🫣
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