Cabby's POV:
I really really hope this works... I found Test Tube's address but I don't know if she'll except my offer... it's worth a shot though, what is there to lose?
I knock on the door...
Knock. That's one.
Knock. Two.
I go to knock again-
"Hello?"
"...Test Tube..."
She opened the door, clearly not knowing who I was.
"Who are you-"
I can't help but be a bit rude, I roll past her and examine her home.
"Hey! Get out of here!"
"IT'S ME. Cabby?"
"....HOW DID YOU GET MY ADDRESS!?"
"Don't worry about that right now!"
I start ransacking her house, I know what I'm looking for. And when I open that fateful door I see the egg sitting there.
"Yes!"
I smile, proud of myself, but I'm cut off quick.
"Excuse me, I'm not letting you take that egg, bounty hunter!"
"UGHHHH, YOU'RE SO DENSE! THAT IS A TWIN EGG! I NEED TO GET THE OTHER ONE TO GIVE IT BACK TO THE FUCKING PRIME SHIMMER! IF I DON'T, BOTH OF THE EGGS WILL DIE!"
Before Test Tube had the chance to say anything I heard a knock at the window. It was too dark to see anything...
Knock...
Knock...
BANG!
"Fuck me in my pussy-"
Taco, a long time adversary, busted through the window with two goons. A microphone and a pickle.
"GET THE EGG AND GET BEHIND ME TEST TUBE!"
She nodded and did as I said like a dog.
"Cabby!"
That tea drinking bitch started.
"We meet again! Hand over the egg."
She pulled out her gun.
"EAT ME OUT YOU BITCH!"
I whipped out my duel pistols and held em' up. Test Tube followed suit and pulled out a literal fucking machine gun.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
She began to shoot rapidly. Taco ducked behind a couch as her goons flipped over a table to block Test Tube's fire. I rolled to the egg and put it in my bag. As I did, Test Tube's gun jammed.
"Fuck!"
Taco jumped up and kicked her to the ground.
"My battle isn't with you, cumslut!"
She ran to me and tried to punch me. I grabbed her arm and threw into the wall. She easly jumped off it and toward me, to which I grabbed her and rolled to the window.
SMASH!
I grabbed her and put her under me to lighten my fall.
"Ugh... f-fuck..."
I had no time to see if Taco was alive when Test Tube jumped down.
"CABBY WE GOTTA GO!"
"Y-Your gonna help me with the e-egg??"
"IF THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE IS GONNA BE LIKE WITH THAT EGG HERE, HELL YEAH!"
She picked me up and ran for the hills.
"W-what happened to the pickle and mic?"
"I tapped their hoe asses."
"You're so f-fucking cool..."
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Inanimate Insanity Vegas AU
Fanfiction(a mafia Vegas type au of ii) READ PLS! Tw. This story has a lot of violence, death, g0re, hints at NSFW stuff (like sexual tension and sexual implications), shipping, drug/alcohol abuse, swearing, and other things that could very well be triggerin...
