Inanimate Stories

Welcome to highschool where your innocence burns to the ashes within flames! Yeah it's quite ass mostly, but the friends are all worth it. (humanized and name differences) Best Ranking- 3rd in bfdi 1st in bfdia -All characters belong to Animation Epic or The Huang Twins except my personal ocs which belong to me.

Story started: 12/06/25 Story ended: ??? This is my second book so I guess the writing would be bad. Also I wont post weekly anymore and it would kinda have slow updates.High School sucks :( Also cover by @ThouPookieArt ITS SO CUTIE GUYS!!! ○●■~♤~°~《~♡~•°☆°•~♡~》~°~♤~■●○ "It's totally platonic!" Paper walked in the store with ----. As he continued to walk around, he bumped into someone, he looked at him. He had orange hair, green eyes, and glasses that made him look really good looking. "O-oh! Im really sorry!" "Its alright!" Little did Paper know... This was just the beginning.... ○●■~♤~°~《~♡~•°☆°•~♡~》~°~♤~■●○ It has swear words, some homophobia, and blood! Maybe more so be careful! All characters belong to Adam Katz and the team And yes the title is a reference 'President Perfect' by Caleb Hyles lol OOC and idk College au lol. Im also not College so it might be inaccurate from real College experience.

"What's the point of even living if there's nothing to live for?" He had always been so mean and tried to act non-chalant. He never really cared about anybody, well.. until he starts to become insecure of his past self and starts hearing about other's opinions of him. Rumours about him start to be spreaded around, and slowly, every single day, he starts to lose his sense of even living. Will he make it out alive, or not? He doesn't even know himself. TWS ; SH, Uncomfortable topics, Mentions of Suicide, (maybe) attempts of Suicide, Swearing, etc. i only made this because of the lack of trophy angst fanfics🥹🥹✌🏻 achievements : #116 in "trophyii" #8 in "inanimateinsanitytrophy" #490 in "trophy"

An out-of-touch host called Jellifynjack kicks off a reality show where BFDI episodes duke it out to be the best. 100 contestants. One prize. A lot of unexpected turns and NO FILLER. Who will win? Originally posted on the BFDI Wiki; features Battle of BFDI Episodes S1, Battle to Be the Best, Battle of BFDI Episodes S2 and related shorts.

What if the cracks in MePhone4 affected something other than his screen? In this story Lightbulb is regenerated wrong. Idkkkk

Warriors x Inanimate insanity au. As a new apprentice, MimicPaw must become familiar with the clan, while discovering secrets others can't.

They escaped. They survived. They did it. Against the impossible, they did it. They're ALIVE. Not just lines of code in a simulation. Living, breathing objects. In the real world. Finally... ... It was over.......... But what if it wasn't? What if it continued? Bigger, badder, larger... More participants, more motives, more trials... ... More victims, more culprits, more executions... Indeed. What if it WASN'T over? ....... Wanna find out?

Lil darkfic Maybe perm cover

After three excruciatingly long years of middle school, two elementary school friends reunite. Years of separation and new friendships put a strain on their relationship but can they maintain what they once had, and maybe, build something more? This story is posted on AO3 as well under the same name!

three mini stories about Lightbulb being hurt in various different ways.

(TW: Blood, needles, pills/ drugs, character death, insanity.) Suitcase is going more "crazy" by the day. Hallucinating more, getting more panic attacks, and finding herself weirdly distrustful of those she was close to. When MePhone saw this, he decided to help her, and cure her from her insanity. You can't cure insanity. (This takes place after the finale of season two of Inanimate Insanity. All art is done by me.)

This story is supposed to be a reimagining from the original II history, but the characters are humanized and they attend to an elite school called International Inquiry High School (which is basically just an excuse for me to make some of the characters from other nationalities). Ships included, but I'll try to not make them affect the plot too much, since I don't want to ruin the experience to my non-shipping fellas. Slow updates, bruh. Title of the chapter = Filler chapter/world building/character development/not based on the actual episodes *Title of the chapter* = Based on the episodes. Report mistakes to me, pretty please. My first story, yay! - Monaliza

hi this is art I made please like it I work hard in my art

Frustrated thoughts waiting to be processed; Destperate emotions longing to be noticed; Needing existence, wanting to be expressed; This is my art dump, the book'll explain the rest. --- cussing warning lols

Sooooo erm this is a silly little project of a nickloon fanfic I did at school and it may not make sense but uhh this is just me testing how Wattpad works on the computer !! I hope you guys enjoy it *insert bold cat emoji.com*

Mephone4 returns to resume hosting Inanimate insanity season 2, after leaving his viewers waiting for so long. After returning, he notices that everything there seems to be the way it was before he had left to host III. But little did he know.. Someone had gone missing.. WARNING: may contain curses/swears/cusses, sensitive/suggestive themes, and so on. a warning will be placed at the top of each chapter to advise you of the upcoming disturbances.

Taco decides to listen to Mepad and "clear the slate". Though, not everything is as it seems...

Paintbrush x Lightbulb one shot😋

woah an evil paper au ?!?!??!?!?!?!???! ~Around 4 months after season 3 of Inanimate Insanity ended, objects on the 4th floor of Hotel Oj randomly heard a bloodcurdling scream coming from Fan and Paintbrush's room in the middle of the night. Most people went back to sleep, but Paper stayed awake to check on Fan and Paintbrush. When he opened the door to their room, she saw something... concerning. Exactly what did Paper see? Well, I can't tell you much now, but.. Paper walked in to find Fan nowhere to be seen, and Paintbrush curled up in a ball, shaking. Why, you might ask, were they shaking, exactly? That's the one thing I can't tell you now.~ !! TW !! Blood / gore Death {More will be added at a later date.}

Tw:swearing just know your lightbulb if you don't watch ii and want to read this: ii/ inanimate insanity is a web series on YouTube about objects fighting to win a prize!! if you want to watch it, this might contain spoilers!!!