Healing Your Heart of Thorns (title may change)

You Don't Know How It Feels To Be Me

They find two dead bodies that were two of the men that went with Jon's uncle when he first left and take them back to Castle Black after that Jon and Lysithea walk into Jeor's office building and he tells Jon to pour each of them some ale "though I appreciate the offer I don't drink my lord"  Lysithea says in her baritone male voice "you always were a odd one"  Jeor replies "I thought I was smart!"  she says in her baritone male voice he chuckles then says "the king is dead"  Jon picks up the cups he just poured ale into and walks over to Jeor's desk and places one of them on it then asks "is there any word of my father?"  Lysithea becomes sad she knows that whatever news they were about to receive is bad seeing her sadness Jeor says "perhaps you are smart Einar Snær"  she replies in her baritone male voice  "if the Lannister twins and their children are now in charge whatever news someone brings cannot be good especially Jeoffrey who is far too much like his mother to be a king the realm actually needs"  he raises a eyebrow at her "the king has dark hair his children have light plus from what I could tell when the king and his wife were at Winterfell they both.... dislike each other.... though I'm betting the queen doesn't hate her husband as much as she hates her younger brother so I'm guessing their sex life leaves much to be desired cause from what I hear the dwarf is the best at it"  she says in her baritone male voice he chuckles Jon stares at her "ok so it does take a genius!"  she says in her baritone male voice to Jeor who laughs Jon scoffs with a small corner smile "I hope they know that inbreeding leads to madness though I doubt they care"  she says in her baritone male voice Jeor raises a eyebrow at her "well they got to get it from somewhere right!?! why not each other!?!"  she asks in her baritone male voice he chuckles "the question I have or you is.... is he alive!? what of Arya!?"  she asks in her baritone male voice Jeor asks "you're not worried about Sansa!?"  she replies in her baritone male voice "she is to be the new queen they will not harm her"  he smiles then says "he is alive Lord Stark has been charged with treason they say he conspired with Robert's brothers to deny the throne to Prince Joffery"  Jon stares at the man in shock then reaches for the letter that is in the man's hand which he receives and he reads it then feels the woman he loves cup his shoulder and he calms slightly but still stands and walks out of the building this time with calmer steps and she follows him....

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Lysianassa comes up with a pretty clever story of how she and Tyrion met she uses the popularity of his family as part of the reason for she tells Bronn that he was kidnapped and harmed during the kidnapping, that her grandmother's people found him in the woods that surround the city/town she was born in and took him to it then she and her grandmother nursed him back to health then sent him back home once he was healthy enough to do so she explained that he had promised her grandmother that as a payment for said debt he would make her granddaughter the happiest woman in the Realm "and what would make a woman happier than becoming a mans wife and having his children hmm!?!"  she asks with a slightly sarcastic tone that held a bit of playfulness to it Bronn chuckles then asks "so you're not married then!?"  she replies "it did get the proper reaction did it not!?"  he laughs then says with a smile "that it did!"  she says "I do plan on it and I'm guessing he does too for as he told.... Mord was it!?"  he nods with a smile then quotes "a Lannister always pays his debts"  she smiles then says "you're not invited!"  he laughs then asks "you do know what sort of reputation he has!?"  she replies "just because he has said reputation it doesn't make it true after all one person only has the word of another to go on and people are known to lie especially if said lie will make them popular as well"  he raises a eyebrow at her "besides if it is true then he must be the best in all the Realms at it so I do believe I just might be the luckiest woman in the Realm!"  she says he laughs Tyrion smiles Bronn asks "how will you pay for such a feat!? I do believe he gave all the coin he has on his person to Mord"  she replies "no offence to Týr but I do not trust a Lannister's coin I do however have my own enough to pay for a Lannister type of wedding in fact"  Bronn raises a eyebrow at her "though unfortunately since we are nowhere near a Lannister type of living it may end up a bit simpler than a Lannister is use to"  she adds Bronn chuckles Tyrion smirks.... that night once she knows Bronn is sleeping Lysianassa asks Tyrion with a soft tone so she doesn't wake the man "how are you with water!?"  Tyrion looks at her oddly "have you not wondered how I got here so quickly from across the sea!? why my family's hawk stared at you like a human stalker would!?"  she asks he chuckles at the last question then replies "indeed I have"  she tells him "from what I understand magic has lived in my grandmothers family for generations though I believe the poison that flowed through me and my sisters veins before we were even born may have weakened it we have found that we can do two things one we can.... "connect" with a animal.... Warging I believe they call it now we've never controlled a animal but we have used their eyes to see it is actually how I found you and we have found that we can create a portal from one place to another by the way of water I would have found you sooner but I was stupid and used a river as my source and ended up in King's Landing I met Ned Stark which was interesting but...."  he chuckles as she continues "I think my favorite meeting never physically happened.... the dark haired one, she was Catelyn!?"  he nods with a smile "did you see the expression on her face when she not only saw me but heard me call myself your wife!? she was probably not only wondering how I got the scars I was born with but married you so quickly especially since it didn't happen in Winterfell while you were there"  she says he chuckles as she continues "not to mention my sister has been know as "Jon's girl" since a few days after she arrived there"  he laughs softly his eyes widen when he realizes why she asked her first question and he says "you want to...!?!"  she nod then replies "if we can find a lake or even a puddle we can come and go in a amount of time so short Bronn may not even realize we had left I have found that using a still source of water works better than one that "runs" we do have to make one stop though I mean he's right we will need coin for it so...."  he smiles then stands up and they go in search of a lake or a pond which much to their surprise they find and he learns how she traveled so quickly as she somehow makes a invisible portal if it wasn't for the fact that she took his hand and walked him into the water he never would have known it had been made the biggest surprise was that they stayed dry even though they had literally just walked through water he also meets one of the dwarven families her grandmother had raised and he's surprised to find that the family who's home they "invaded" has a Godswood the woman even had Lysianassa's mothers wedding dress which just so happened to also be her grandmothers wedding dress which was altered to fit her mother even though no one was biologically family it seems many of the dwarves who watched Lysianassa and her sister grow up have been waiting for this day and took care of the wedding without expecting anything in return it was the happiest day of Tyrion's life and luckily nothing ruined it except for the fact that he and his wife had to head back to Bronn before he could take a chance to not only hear stories of her life growing up but make love to her as husband and wife for the first time once they get back they stay in the pond and pretend to swim together so when Bronn came looking for them they had a excuse as to why they were not where he last saw them