Truth Seekers

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[Cuts to Blitzo outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.]

Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.

[Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.]

Moxxie: Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.

Grimmrolli:moxxie right Blitz your the only one making noise

[Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.]

Blitzo: [softly] I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie! You to Grimmrolli!

[Moxxie and Grimmrolli steps away from there boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. Loona is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missing a net being shot their way.]

Blitzo: GET DOWN!

[Agent One cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent Two jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.]

Grimmrolli:OH NO IT THE 5 OH

Blitzo: LOONA! CLOSE IT!

Millie: Wait, no!

Nikolas:Grimmrolli!

[They tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails.]

[Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitzo hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.]

[Moxxie stumbles, mumbling incoherently, then falls to the ground.]

Grimmrolli: MOXXIE!

[With quick thinking,Grimmrolli and grabs Moxxie, knocking down the trash can he was hiding behind, and runs away. Blitzo smacks Agent Two in the face with a used condom and keeps on running through the alleyway.]

Moxxie: (slurred) I smell... *sniffs* colors...

[Blitzo and Grimmrolli eventually reaches a dead end. The agents waste no time in cornering him. Blitzo raises his gun, ready to fight.]

Blitzo: Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!

Grimmrolli:one more step and you won't be leaving here alive

[Blitzo Grimmrolli and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitzo is about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzo Grimmrolli and Moxxie to be electrocuted. Moxxie is shocked out of Blitzo's grip and Blitzo is zapped a second time from residual charge, dropping his gun and going down for the count. The agents are then seen through Blitzo's eyes.]

Agent One: *chuckles confidently* I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers now! That was pretty badass!

Agent Two: *cocks gun* Super badass!

Grimmrolli:Oh God there Nerds

Agent Two:Oh shut up and let us have this[shocks Grimmrolli again]

[Soon enough, Blitzo passes out. Meanwhile in the I.M.P. office, Millie furiously punches the wall, tears in her eyes and making vicious demon screeches, before falling to her knees devastated.]

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