Max: You know those things will kill you, right?
Luffy, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Zoro, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Nami: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Max: *facepalms* Idiots!!
Max: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Luffy: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Zoro: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Nami: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Max: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands. *Hugs a cake box*
[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Max: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Luffy: You're in a prison cell :)
Zoro: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Luffy: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Nami: I got a 1!
Luffy: You're in... a cube-shaped place.
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The Queen Of Pirates
FanfictionOne Piece various x Modern!Oc Get ready to mess up the storyline cause shit is about to get down P.S. not good at description Images and One Piece doesn't belong to me Max belongs to me
Incorrect Quotes w/ Max, Luffy, Zoro and Nami
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