LittleMermaid: wait wait wait no no no

LittleMermaid: i take it back i take it back i take it back.

Demon: It is too late for you Barclay.

LittleMermaid: ENID HALP

Puppy: i dk where she went

LittleMermaid: Enid fighowndsl rwhgiorwbve irhgrivndo hriwgh rghfi wqh gfrwegh

Demon: Bianca will be unavailable for the foreseeable future. On a completely unrelated note, Xavier I am using your shed. Do not enter.

FakeEmo: ffs

Puppy: well we know where she is now

Psycho: i just saw wednesday lugging bianca over her shoulder shes even tried to siren song her to stop and it didnt work tf

Demon: I grew up with sirens who tried to siren song me all the time. I am now immune.

FakeEmo: When can I paint

Demon: Give me an hour and your shed will back to normal.

Psycho: only an hour

Demon: I will need thirty minutes to clean.

FakeEmo: And the other time

FakeEmo: i changed my mind dont tell me

Demon: I had no intention of telling you

Psycho: will she be alive

Demon: It is yet to be decided.

Five minutes later.

Demon: WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TOLD WEEMS ON ME?

Adopted: I told mom.

Psycho: not me

Puppy: not me

FakeEmo: not me

Weed: not me

Exposer: not me

Bae: not me

Barry: not me

Demon: You told Morticia?

Adopted: Yeah

Private Chat.

Wednesday: Mother.

Morticia: Ah, what is wrong flytrap?

Wednesday: Did you tell Weems on me?

Morticia: No, but she did walk away when she ready my message from Pugsley over my shoulder, so that could be how she found out.

Wednesday: Why exactly where you with Weems?

Morticia: Shit

Wednesday: Mother

Morticia has logged off.

Wednesday: MOTHER!

Private chat.

Wednesday: Father.

Dad: Storm Cloud! What is it you have darkened my day for?

Wednesday: Mother is acting strange. I asked why she told Weems on me for torturing one of my classmates, which she then said Weems read the message over her shoulder and then did not explain further. What is going on father?

Dad: Ah, well, you see storm Cloud, your mother and Weems have had an affair since we were your age.

Wednesday: And you're just okay with this?

Dad: Of course. I was upset when Lars refused to join our marriage out of love for work, but I understood.

Wednesday: What the actual fuck? I will speak to later father.

Dad: I'll scry later Storm Cloud.

Wednesday sighed and put down her phone for a moment. She glared up at where Weems sat at her desk. Her mother was no where to be found. But by Weems' flickering eyes she knew she was in the room attached to Weems' office.

"I believe we have to talk." Wednesday started. Weems' raised an eyebrow.

"That's why you're here Wednesday. To discuss why I found you torturing your classmate." Weems stated in return. Wednesday rolled her eyes.

"She deserved that. She was bullying Enid. But that is not what we have to discuss."

"Oh?"

"You, denied my parents hand in marriage and continue to have an affair with my mother, which is why you know about Bianca, and why my mother is currently hiding in the other room. When I confronted mother about it she acted suspiciously, so I got in contact with my father who told me the whole story. He knows better than to lie to me. I always figure out the truth sooner or later. To tell the truth I have suspected something similar for a while now. You and mother were far to obvious in your flirting both when I came here and on parents day. And when my father was arrested, my mother and you, were nowhere to be found."

"Wednesday that is quite the accusation." Weems looked rather flustered and looked like a deer in headlights. Her futile denial was proved to be fruitless when Morticia walked out of the joining room. Wednesday simply looked back to Weems with a raised eyebrow, the woman simply let out an exasperated sigh.

"We've prepared for this day for a while dear." Morticia said, trying to offer a modicum of comfort.

"Yes, I believe we have much to discuss." Wednesday stared them both down until they started talking.

1:42 PM

The 13th Reason.

Puppy: Has anyone Wednesday i havent seen her since the whole bianca thing

Psycho: Bianca is in the nurses office shes fine mild electric shock, concussion a few broken bones and minor cuts and bruises

LittleMermaid: She only had me for five minutes before Weems came in and stopped it all.

Puppy: has anyone seen her since

All but Wednesday and Enid: no

Puppy: ok

5:57 PM

Demon: I have to ask you all to try and kill me please.

LittleMermaid: Jk right

Demon: No, I am not joking.

Puppy: NO! Wednesday, no. What happened?

Private Chat.

Willa: My mother, father and Weems are in a relationship.

Chiot: What!? Since when?!

Willa: Since they were here at Nevermore.

Chiot: Holy shit, you okay Willa?

Willa: No. No I am not okay. Pugs and the other one are only my half brothers. EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE

Chiot: So... Weems is?

Willa: I would rather not talk about this further. I am going to contact my therapist tomorrow.

Chiot: Okay, good.

Chiot: You wanna cuddle?

Willa: Yes, come back.

Chiot: I'm in Jericho, but I'll be back in half an hour.

Willa: Okay.

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