A Zodiac summer

Incorrect quotes and memes

I made this chapter for my 5k celebration. Just a side note but I never thought that this book would ever reach that high of a number.
Enjoy everyone!

~Skit number 1~

Libra: What does take out mean?

Taurus: Food.

Leo, wiggles eyebrows : Dating.

Cancer: Murder.

Gemini: All three of you are not a coward!

~Skit number 2~

Virgo: The stars are beautiful tonight aren't they?

Capricorn: Indeed they are.

Virgo: Wanna know who else is beautiful to night?

Capricorn blushes: Sure!

Virgo: Taurus!

~Skit number 3~

Aries: If I punch myself and it hurts am I weak or strong?

Sagittarius: Strong!

Scorpio: Weak!

Taurus: An idiot!

~Skit number 4~

Leo helping Pisces cooking food for the first time.

Leo: Pisces could you cut the onions please?

Pisces: Okay!

Also Pisces: I don't know what is happening but I suddenly got over emotional and can't stop crying.

~Skit number 5~

Aquarius at an ice cream shop.

Aqua: Hmm should I chose vanilla or strawberry? Or wait maybe mint? Then again chocolate is my favourite as well...

Libra who is with her: For god sake just choose something, we have been standing here for two hours!

~Skit number 6~

When Sagittarius was a kid and used to watch Dora the explorer.

Dora: Do you see the red house?

Past Sagittarius, pointing at the screen: Yes, it's behind you.

Dora: Where is the red house?

Past Sagittarius: Behind you!

Dora looking at the left side: To my left?

Past Sagittarius, yelling and throwing the remote: No you b!tch, behind you!

Dora: Oh it's behind me, thank you for your help friends!

Past Sagittarius: I am not your friend anymore.

~Skit number 7~

How Pisces, Virgo and Libra would stop someone from choking.

Random Person: *choking sounds*

PVL: Stop.

Random Person: *continues choking*