hey guys! so my mom is making me read a bunch of books over the summer and 1 of them is The Odyssey 😪. i started reading it and it was so. boring. i decided to do a little something to it to make it a little easier to read: rewriting the entire thing to be about tumblr sexymen. my goal is to take the lattimore translation of The Odyssey and replace any mention of the original characters and locations with new, improved characters and locations. i will be basing my replacement picks off of only characters from the tumblr sexyman wiki (which i will link at the bottom of this), but the location changes will be anything that comes to my mind.
alright, so here's a few characters, groups of people, and locations that are prominent in the story that will be useful to know what they are (i will be adding on to this as the story continues):
Characters:
Odysseus: The Onceler
Penelope: Scarlet Overkill
Telemachus: Mario
Athena: GLaDOS (Pallas: Caroline)
Zeus: Bill Cipher
Poseidon: Sidon
Nestor: Glamrock Freddie
Agamemnon: Papyrus
Peisistratus: Foxy
Menelaus: Sans
Helen: Undyne
Kalypso: Lady D
Polyphemus: Imposter
Antinoös: Nagito
Hermes (Argeïphontes): Reigen Arataka
Circe: Monika
Helios: Michael Afton
Eumaeus: Peppino
Ajax: Venom
Laertes: Gru
Atreus: Mettaton
Kronos: William Afton
Locations and terminology:
Ithaka: Thneedville
Troy: Facebook (Trojans: Boomers)
Achaian: Sexyperson (Achaians: Sexypeople)
Aithiopians: Atheists
Argive/Danaan: Sexyman (Argives/Danaans: Sexymen)
Argos/Greece: The Internet
Ogygia: Cringe
Suitor: Redditors
Sparta: Underground
Pylos: Fazbear's
alright, i think that's everything. the last thing i want to mention in the intro is to check out my YouTube channel! i've been posting alot of videos recently, so if you like this, be sure to check out my YouTube as well!
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@kangacookieuwu2912/videos
Sexyman Wiki: https://sexypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Sexypedia_Wiki
Alright, LET'S GET STARTED!
~Jasmine 💕
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The Odyssey: Tumblr Sexyman Edition
AdventureIt has been 10 years since the war against Facebook, and all the other great Sexymen heroes have returned home. However, The Onceler has been unable to return to Thneedville because he has been stranded on the Island of Cringe ever since The Boomer...
