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"erm... Glitch? Could you explain this one?"

"on it!" a slightly robotic voice replied.

"H̵̠͕͎̞̍̉̌̐̾͑͋͊́̉̕ȩ̶̰̝̼͓̖̦̦̋̄̒̊̀̀̌̌ ̶̡͎͙̞̟͉̻̰̲̞͙͆̏̉̽̃̓͐̕̚͘͝͝͝ͅc̶̡͕̰͔̟̮̯̘͈̖̥͔̿̅̊̓̑̀̋͛͊̅̓͝o̵̡̜̼͕͓̩̩̜̾̑̏̈́͒͒͐̓̈̅̕̚͘͠͠ͅm̶̨̹̳͉̪̘͙̠͉͉̯̖̅̔̈́̆͂̅̆̀͂̆̕̚͘ẻ̷̢̨̱͎̭̯͙͇̩͚̥̞̩̗͜s̸̨͔͉͖̎̍̑̈́̚" as Glitch speaks, a new figure materializes in the already crowded hallway...

"̵̧̻́͋̋͗́T̴̛͇̱͍̓͐̀̀́̄̈́͆̈́̕͝͝o̸͓̥̜̣̯͂́͜͠o̸̢̤͍̭̣͉͓̳̰͙̭͋͒̈́̆͒ͅķ̸̛̻̹͍̯͎̭͇̖͕̭͍͕̓̇̇̃̇͆̾̏́̀͝ ̵̨͈̤̻̠̟̼̈́̔̍͋̅̓̑̈́͘y̷̰̗̱̾̿͛̆̈́͗̄́̏̾̕ọ̶͎̜̹̳̦̜̙̳̪͍̖̯͑̌̃ͅu̶̻͓̠̻̺̭̠͙̜̦̣͂̓́͐̋̂̿̏̑́̉̊̚͜ ̸̣̝̟̥̺̲̼̃͗̏̃̓̓͌́͜ḷ̵̡͕̙̮̹̘̪̯͇̼͇̈́͒̓̽̇͊̾̀͠ͅọ̶̧͑̓ǹ̵̨̠̥̳͇̲͔̺̹͚̝͚̹̬̾̐̃́̒̌̚͘̚̕ͅg̸̨̝̦̩͋͛̃͛̍̉͛͝ ̸̢̝̭͐͗́́̄͐́́̍͠e̶̡̡̟̜̺̰͙̮̤͙͚̭̞͆̃̏͆̈́̊̽̂͆͑̓͒̉͋ń̴̺̠̀̇̋̀͒̐͛ͅơ̴̭̪̪͑̊̃͒͆͠u̸̱̠̝̙͓̪̳̪̐̓́̅̅͐̈́͂̕ġ̵̛͍̭̗̌̊̇̓͒͌͐͊̚̕̚͝h̶̢̥̝̹̹̙͔̰̖̝͋̔͊̈́͋̒̇̎̈́̑͜"̶̢̡̡͖̟͙͓̩̥͖̦̬̰̹͊͒̐ it growled.

"GLITCH!" Curiosity yelled, facepalming,

"I meant explain what Z̴̛̞̝͔̝̱̘̹̲͖͇̩̘̤̪͖̑͑̾͐̑̈́͘͝a̸̢̻̱̬̗͈̣͓͓̋̀̅́̓̈l̸̼͎̣͉̯͖̲̟̠͍͕̟͉̳̈́̋̅̍̆̆͂͗̍̎́̀͝ͅǵ̴̜̈́̎̇̈́̈́̀̇͋͝ǫ̸̫͍̩̺͋͛̋͌̐̒͐̂͆̓͐́̀̿ is, not summon him!" she seemed to calm down "wait... how..." she sighed, "just come out here." Yet another entity crawled out of your tv. She had charcoal gray fur, cat ears, one tail with the Operator Symbol floating above it, rainbow-colored hair pulled up in a ponytail, eyes with a black sclera and a green pupil, a Bendy and the Ink Machine t-shirt, black jeans, and a pair of headphones around her neck.

"Now Glitch, tell me how you summoned Z̷̯͂̌ả̷̬͔l̴̜̯̿g̴̱̤͑͒o̴̢̥͝..." Curiosity said, crossing her arms.

"I don't know... usually it requires a large amount of fourth-wall-breaking to summon the Hivemind..." "Glitch" looked worried, this seemed like it had never happened before, and now there was an entity that could destroy the universe standing right next to her.

"Wait... you guys never told me who you all are," you said, a quizzical look on your face.

"Ah, yes, I was wondering when you would ask!" that demonic smile came back onto Curiosity's face "I am Curiosity Cressida Genesis, breaker of the fourth wall!" she said, with much enthusiasm in her voice and waving her hand. You notice a dusty rose leather bracelet. "The wolf-thing is Courage Wolfe" she continued, pointing to the wolf demon, who was attempting to hide. "And the silent inkblot is Creativity Dragonet" Creativity tried to shrink back into the ink puddle, falling on her face.

"What the heck!" Creativity screeched, her voice sounding familiar but strange and garbled. Curiosity just continued introducing the others, the charcoal gray anthropomorphic cat was Glitch, the four creatures clad in black leather were Pinhead, Chatterer, Butterball, and simply, the Female, and the black and red demon lord who was now banging his head against the wall was Z̵̻̹͈̟̥̙̳̘̞̱̈́̆̊̆͑͛̾̾͑̀̉͘͠͠͝ǎ̷̛̫͖̠̥͎̞͖̻̘̳̤̤̗͇̈́̇̚l̷͉̠͖̠͇͇̜̄̄̉̿͐͗̔͆͆̀̂̀͛̄͘g̶̰̻̳͎̘̩̬̓̀̊̽͛̑ơ̷͈͕̟̦͓̺̯͍͙̭̓͗͂̽͂̿̓̽̿̐͘. Curiosity eyed the room as if she was looking for something to say.

Finally, she said, "Might as well introduce yourself."

"Well, I'm Y/N," you say, somewhat confused. "What are those shadows in the side hallway?" you utter,

"Wait, what shadows? And what hallway?" Curiosity asked. You point to the shadowed hallway. Her eyes widened slightly, and looked very confused "Courtesy? Cruelty? Clarity? Confusion? Compassion? Cowardice? Confidence? Community? Camaraderie? Charity? Chaos? Carefulness? You all can stop hiding!" she said. There was no response. "Ok. Who is going to investigate the side corridor?" Curiosity asked. An eerie silence followed. "So I guess we are sending the nugget?" Curiosity looked towards you.

"Ok," you sigh. You walk towards the side hallway. Too many thoughts to count raced through your head, even though the distance between the two corridors was only twenty feet or so. A shadow whipped past the corner of your eye. You finally get to the doorway leading into the darkened hall. You could have sworn that there had been a light in the hallway when you and your family moved into this house when you were seven years and three-ish months old. As you entered the corridor, the shadows became sharper and clearer. You noticed that one of the shadows had the horns of a longhorn bull, another a pair of large deer antlers. You heard a strange sloshing noise, and thinking it was Creativity, turned around to ask if she could stop. She denied making the noise, her voice sounding like a pop star having a slight asthma attack. You turned back around and subsequently ran into the source of the noise, a smooth fiberglass sphere containing a Lovecraftian mermaid-looking thing, with three mouths and five eyes arranged in a flowerlike design on a flat face with no other features, ten squid tentacles with eyes and mouths in place of groups of suckers, goopy green and yellow hair, a blue and green smooth tail, and a crop top made of deep green seaweed. The thing swam towards you, its head cocked. You back away, not wanting to be crushed by the perceived weight of the orb. Curiosity notices this and says "You can come back now!" you do, trying to be as quiet as possible. But it's not enough, as you hear a shriek coming from the hall. You start running, throwing away any shred of stealth. The area between the halls seems longer, thinner, and more cramped. You manage to get back to the front hallway, nearly toppling Butterball. He says nothing, he can't talk. Curiosity runs toward the side hall. She started yelling at whatever was in that corridor,

"WHAT THE HECK! THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU WERE OVER HERE?" she shouted, her accent becoming more British. Always one for drama, you run towards the sound. Back in the side hallway, someone had turned on the lights. Curiosity looks back at you, mortified. All her color had been drained, and her already tall frame was noticeably taller. Her scar had turned into a large black claw mark over her eye, and her eyes were entirely black, save a diamond-shaped white pupil. The leather cuff she had been wearing had disappeared, and the scythe slung across her back had been seemingly replaced with a sword with a wavy blade. It seemed her whole outfit had changed into something more formal, with a long pleated skirt, a black chest plate, and something around her neck that looked almost like a small poncho.