random headcanons and stuff

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She barked loudly at nothing, "What do you see, Delilah?" you cooed, putting down your puzzle box. Delilah continued barking. You had heard stories of pets being able to see supernatural beings, so you asked again, "What do you see, girl?" Delilah just barked. You heard footsteps behind you. You turned around, but it was too late. The thing had highly feline features, amethyst eyes, long, oversaturated violet hair that covered one eye, a chainmail dress, multiple tails, clawed hands, a scythe strapped to her back, large draconic wings, a scar over one eye, and three gold hoops in each of her bright purple cat ears. The creature gave you a crooked smile, showing sharp, serrated teeth.

"Boo." the creature exclaimed. You try to act brave, but the creature saw right through the act. She picks you up with one of her tails and...

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF LEVIATHAN ARE YOU DOING CURIOSITY!" a deep male voice yelled, "YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO..." You don't hear the rest of his sentence, as "Curiosity" drops you and turns around to face her supposed leader.

"Sorry Pinhead, but you know how I get when I am deprived, I end up attempting to bite off the fingers of everyone on Slashstreet..." retorted Curiosity, with an accent that sounds vaguely British, with a bit of French. At this point, you muster up the courage to look up at the creatures and are shocked. Not only were there the two that were talking, but there were also three more that were watching quietly, plus two more suspicious shadows. You still have so many questions, such as who were these people? Why were they here? What is Slashstreet? What did Curiosity mean by deprived? What was happening? plus many more. You were slowly building up the courage to speak up when Curiosity asked

"Is the nugget finally going to speak?" nugget? What does that mean? you thought, readying yourself to speak,

"Who are you?" you say. Curiosity just laughed,

"Who are we? I could ask you the same question."

You could swear that one of the shadows moved at that moment, inching closer. As it came nearer, you were able to make out some of its features. It had twin horns on its forehead, shaggy, chin-length hair, and wings similar to Curiosity's in size and type, but red and blue. Everything about it had this color scheme, except the tuxedo it was wearing, which was black with a red tie and gold buttons. The creature seemed to have wolfish ears and a tail, and a fanged smirk akin to Curiosity's. Its eyes were a strange gradient of red and blue and had an inexplicably slit pupil. You could have sworn that as this entity moved closer, another was taking its place near the other shadow. "Courage? Where were you?" said Curiosity, sounding genuinely concerned.

"Watching, waiting" "Courage" said, looking like he was trying not to laugh,

"for you to finish your monologue." At that point, he cracked, rolling on the floor laughing, Curiosity's confused frown egging him on.

"Get off the floor, you wannabe werewolf! We have company!" Curiosity yelled, obviously getting annoyed with the wolfish creature. "Seriously! You're worse than..." Curiosity stopped as if she heard something. You heard it too, a low hiss and a dripping noise.

"Speak of Ẕ̵͂ã̶̗l̷̗̀g̵͉̿ơ̵͍..." Courage mumbled. One of the other shadows half-walked, half-slithered up to the others. It had ink in a rainbow going down its face, a sharp-toothed smile that looked almost painted on, black twin devil horns, and a half-rainbow-half-black side-shaved hairstyle.

"FOR Ẑ̷̟̬̙̰̯̱̰͍̈́̓̍͐̄̀̀Ā̶̧̛̱̈͋̒̈̀̈́͛̆̇͆̚Ḽ̸̡̜̫̪̔͋̄͑͑̀́͊̄̏̏̍̋̋͘͜G̵̨͉̟͎͕̿͑̿͑̓͗̍O̴̦͋̽̿̃͒̾̌̅̆͛͝͠'̴̡̢̤̜̟͕̣͍͇̪̭͑͂͌́͒͌̓̈́̐̑̇͑͘̚̕͜S̴̢̢̨̫̰̩͈͖̫̲͕̳͛̏̄̈́͂̊̎̏͂͐́̑̈͜͠ SAKE CREATIVITY! COULD YOU AT LEAST ALERT US TO YOUR PRESENCE BEFORE RANDOMLY APPEARING? YOU KNOW WE WILL HAVE TO PUT A BELL ON YOU IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT!" Curiosity exclaimed. "Creativity" shrunk back, leaving a small ink puddle where she stood. You and the "Pinhead" figure look at each other, him looking just as confused as you felt. The two of you ask in unison " Who's Z̶̛̹̱͍͕̭͙̩͍̠͕̖͙͒̆͌͌̑a̷͇̅͆l̴̨̾͐͐͋̿̆̈̽̐̐̿̄̀̃͋ģ̸̰̩͗͗̊̍̚͜͜͝ȍ̸̧̨̮̦̼̤̼̱͙̞̖̐̾͌͋͗͂͂͐͊͠?" Curiosity looked into the distance