All is left is to ring the bell (fruk)

Angleterre stupide

The year is 2020! Years after the encounter! And...

England decided on something stupid.

"England has withdrawn from the EU!

Not only did this event cause a shockwave throughout Europe, but it always dragged the whole world into the many kinds of repercussions that it created! France and Germany, who suffered from the direct hits of the repercussions, had very mixed feelings about this!

France, in particular, was feeling very conflicted with both the love and hate he felt about this situation!"

After Brexit, England and France would clash at every opportunity. It was looking like a modern-day Anglo-French War! They will absolutely stand their ground against each other, so they will fight till one of them gives in.

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THAT IDIOT! Why would he think this was a good idea!? After everything we've been through?! AFTER EVERYTHING WE TALKED ABOUT?! It feels like I want to slap him upside the head.

"Now then! ENGLAND! The nation WHO is not part of the EU! As a nation OUTSIDE the EU! Why don't we decide on a new institutional framework today?! Shall we begin?"

I began to glare at him, but all he could do was cross his arms, looking annoyed as I continued. "England?" I hummed.

He ignored me.

"Oh! But it would be troublesome for someone to enter my fishing grounds...although I could make an exception!"

He continued to ignore me.

Why? Why all of this so suddenly? It was making me upset.  However, I was going to put on my best smile. Everything had been neutral between us for the past few years, and now he wanted to pull this out of nowhere suddenly. Sure, he's threatened to leave before, but he never went through with it. However, now he has.

"Now then, I'd like to confirm my assumption as a premise, but...hmmm....don't you just miss those times when you were still in the EU?" I started. However, he shut his eyes, crossed his arms, and refused to look at me. I kept my smile up and came closer to him.

"Things were so much easier! Don't you think so? Like, there weren't many barriers between us!"

"Oh no! How inconvenient! Have you realized what an inconvenience that is?"

"Do you regret it? Are you regretting it right now? Right, England?!"

"If you want to come back in, be my guest! I'm perfectly fine with it! You know! If you just say, "Please, I'll do anything!" I will make it happen!"

I knew I was taunting him so he'd budge, but I wouldn't let this go! I was petty, and it was ridiculous how he was suddenly doing this! And didn't tell me first?! Me? He tells me everything! What am I? A second-class nation to him now? God! We used to kiss each other! That idiot!

"France, please stop! You are supposed to be explaining what he should do now! It just seems as if you are provoking him!" Mr Germany finally spoke. He looked annoyed by how I treated Arthur, but I had my reasons! Everyone sees this as a joke, but this hurts!

Germany looked at him seriously, finally catching Arthur's attention. However, I lingered from behind. "I hope you know that if you choose this route, you can no longer do business with anyone! No one! Do you realize that?" He asked.

Arthur nodded, a bit annoyed. "Yes, I know! I left knowing fully of what it meant. I will still fulfil my duties!" Arthur spoke. How? How was he able to do this?

They continued to talk, but I glared at him. He was hiding something from me!

How could he?!

That RAT!

"Hmmm, oh ho...are you hiding something from me?" I asked, coming up behind him once more. I breathed down his neck, and he turned around swiftly. It was prominent how red his face had gotten. Arthur nervously pushed me away, looking at me, horrified.

I couldn't help but feel that hold I had on him still. I could always count on my charm!

"DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME! And stop smirking! It's weird!" He shot. I jumped back, a bit amused, and couldn't help but smile at him. I knew he was only doing this to get back at me!! It makes complete sense! Why else would he be doing this? Certainly not for the greater good of his country.

"You, of all people, must know what it is I love, right? Yes! It is beautiful things!"

Was I losing my sanity over this?

"Huh? Yeah, I know that, but why are you bringing this up all of a sudden?"

No...I wasn't losing it...I was filled with rage...I hope he fails!

"Ah...beautiful things.. they make people happy simply by existing. Beautiful people, beautiful places and so on..."

"What are you talking about?" Germany asked. He and Arthur looked at me as if I were losing my mind. "Okay...so after all that, what is it you want to say?" Arthur asked. I came up to him with a giant grin on my face, and he began to back away. Germany did not try and interfere...I was sure he knew better than to.

"I believe that one's way of life and their response to matters in life are beautiful. The beautiful sight of them struggling in despair, for example...AND THAT IS THE KIND OF SIGHT I WANT TO SEE FROM YOU! That means...FROM NOW ON, I WILL BE WATCHING YOU EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY! TO SEE YOU WALLOW IN DESPAIR!"

"JUST...WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT!"

We had begun arguing, and I placed my hands on his shoulders, but he pushed me away. How could he? After everything we did for each other? Would he leave me? Leave me to care for our two small children, Alfred and Matthew? What kind of heartless monster is he to leave our-

Oh...right...it was just the EU...

That dickhead!

He smacked me away from him, and his face grew even more red as I stared at him. Oh, this is not over...in fact, I was going to go in harder! And aggressive! I might as well be forcing him to come back to the EU! If he left for good, I would hardly see him. I could not believe he was doing this to me! I thought we had something special!

"Grrrrrr! This isn't over!"

"GET OFF ME!"

"TAKE IT BACK!"

"NO! YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND GET OVER YOURSELF!"

"YOU FIRST!"

"PISS OFF!"