if luffy was sent back in time

part 13 who's the true god here?

me: "so luffy what's next?"

luffy: "skypiea but I'm a bit nervous cause after that..."

me: "yeah... that, but don't worry I'm sure this time robin will stay"

luffy: "yeah you're right!"

me: "well you better get ready today is the day that ship falls"

*luffy nodded as i left through a portal*

*after that robin walked out and stretched*

robin: "were you talking to someone luffy?"

luffy: "whaaaaat nooooooo"

*robin smirked, luffy is a terrible liar which is a bit funny but she wasn't gonna press on her captain and be annoying*

 *eventually everyone got up and had breakfast*

chopper: "when's the next island nami?"

nami: "dunno i haven't checked-"

*suddenly they were all covered by the shadow of luffy's hand blown up to be giant*

nami; "LUFFY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"

luffy: "HAH CAUGHT IT"

*he brought his giant hand beside the merry showing the crew the ship he caught*

Marianne: "wh-where did that even come from?!"

luffy: "the sky!"

sanji: "no way it could've come from the sky"

zoro: "you have any better ideas shitty chef?"

sanji: "WHY YOU-"

nami: "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP"

sanji: "yes nami-swan~!"

*they would search the ship on luffy's hand and get the map like cannon, when suddenly donkey kong- i mean Masira would appear*

masira: "alrighty men time to salvage!"

*he saw the ship in luddy's hand*

masira: "awww no fair it didn't touch the water yet so we cant salvage it"

*luffy snickers and drops it into the water*

masira: :D 

*eventually the giant shadow thing would happen again and they would all head to jaya and split up, although this time robin and buggy would go with luffy, zoro, and nami*

*this time when bellamy tried to slam luffy's head into the bar he couldn't, he was pathetically trying to push him down but luffy wasn't moving*

bellamy: "what the hell?!"

*zoro held a sword to bellamy's throat*

zoro: "how about you back off buddy"

luffy: "i thought you only fought black people-"

take 2

luffy: "there's no need to fight such a weak guy zoro" 

buggy: "he thought he could go up against luffy what a joke!"

nami: "haven't they seen his bounty yet?"

robin: "i think it's been raised after beating crocodile"

bellamy: "wh-what?!"

*the bellamy pirates all bow in appolegy*

luffy: "whatever lets get out of here" 

*they all left except robin*

bellamy: "tch, why are you still here"

robin: "don't mess with my captain ever again..."

*she grew an arm on his back and used it to break bellamy's arm*

robin: "i will kill whoever messes with my captain..."

*she walked out after luffy*

bellamy: "WH-WHAT THE FUCK"

bellamy pirates: "s-scary!"

*eventually luffy and his crew would head over to cricket and would go pretty similar with the party and all but this time when they go get the bird luffy stays back to beat the shit out of the bellamy pirates when they try to take the gold from cricket*

*the boat would be upgraded although faster due to it not being broken and maybe even better but this time when they were about to rise the water thing (forgot the name lol) luffy would decimate blackbeards boat leaving them to swim back to shore*

*the strawhats would end up in the clouds like canon and a shandorian would attack them but luffy would gum gum bazooka him away shocking  gan fall who would arrive shortly after*

*things would most go the same in canon except maybe luffy knew how to eat the fruit up until the white berets come*

*ussop would still try to make nobody break any laws, expect this time luffy would be a smart ass and made sure no laws were broken just to make the white berets look stupid*

McKinley (thought): "god damn it he's toying with us!"

luffy: "so..."

McKinley: "huh?"

luffy: "is this enel guy super strong?"

McKinley: "he is a god of course he's strong idiot!"

luffy: "i bet i could beat him"

*the skypieans gasped and they got away from luffy as thunder struck down on him*

nami: "LUFFY NO"

zoro: "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"

usopp: "HE'S DEAD!-"

luffy: "is that all?"

everyone was shocked when luffy came out of the crater unscathed

McKinley:"th-this isn't possible"

*meanwhile enel was having a panic attack"

enel: 

take 2

enel: "WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID HE NOT DIE FROM MY ATTACK"

*enel would make his way straight to luffy*

*back with the others*

usopp: "i swear luffy is some kind of god or something"

conis: "o-oh my"

*conis runs over to luffy* 

conis: "a-are you okay?!"

luffy: "huh? yeah no problem-"

*suddenly luffy caught enel by the throat*

luffy: "hey not cool to attack someone while their talking"

*luffy would shake him around like a dog would with a plush and would accidentally snap his neck ._.*

luffy: "u-uh whoops?"

mckinley: "... y-you've saved us all from the god enel! You're a hero!"

luffy: "i am?"

*the white berets would throw luffy in the air and cheer, and a big party would start*

*if we're to be honest here since enel has been so easily defeated his men would probably run away, and everyone would have a much easier time uniting everyone and would get hella a lot more gold then originally, and the best thing of all?, merry was not damaged at all :3*

*they would all stay for a while and party before leaving the same way as canon *

to be continued...