I know this isn't the story that I said I was gonna publish but I thought this was so funny so now I'm making this into a fake advertisement
Credits to @TheFaithful0ne
"Hey you?!" Mattholomule points to camera.
"Do you want your very own StEvE"
Steve appears with the backdrop of a pride flag
"Their not homophobic!" Luz pops out of nowhere.
"They are very cool." Willow spins and explodes
"They ship Gustholomule!" Gus and Matt turn into burritos and start doing the macerana.
"They hate belos" hunter turns really buff and flys away on an apartment building.
"Order your very own Steve today!" Amity spins into frame and gets carried away by a giant purple seagull.
"Amity No!" Luz shouts and the green screen ripped and everyone is standing horrified as amity gets kidnapped and Luz cry's.
Steve flies up and eats the seagull "and he saves your very own amity (coming soon)" Luz picks up amity and steve gives the camera a thumbs up.
"Order now at yourveryownsteve.com (not a real website don't trust me)
"Byeeeeee." They all say at once then all blow up in a rainbow glitter explosion.
I had so much fun writing this omg it's so chaotic I might do one for amity (coming soon) too but idk what do y'all think?
YOU ARE READING
Gustholomule oneshots <3 (discontinued)
FanfictionIdk what I'm doing really. I like this ship and I like all things gay so here we are. Also this is my first book. I do take requests btw. Also this is all unedited and just random story's I write down so feel free to correct mistakes. Anyway enjoy m...
