Queen of the Pirates

Straw Hats VS Oars

"You tiny pirates are tougher than I thought!" Oars laughs as he leaps to land right in front of us.

"How about this time we throw him around for a change?"

I sharply laugh, "That is one hell of a suggestion."

"What!?" Usopp blurts out. "Throw him! He's so huge!"

"I get it," Sanji says. "Sounds like it'll be fun."

"Keep in mind, he may be big, but he can still move like Luffy," Zoro devilishly grins. "It won't be easy."

"I don't want to see someone like him become the Pirate King," Robin says.

"There's only one man that will be the Pirate King, and he's who know where right now," I push up onto my toes to get the blood pumping.

"There're plenty of ways we can take him down!" Franky rubs his chin.

"He has to have some kind of weak point," Chopper says.

"The standard strategy against a big fish," Sanji takes a drag of his cigarette, "is to weaking it little by little."

"I am so scared," Usopp states.

"Get crushed!" Oars shouts. "Gum-Gum!" He leaps right for us, slamming his butt into the ground as we all scramble for safety. "Butt Stomp!"

"Luffy doesn't do that!" Chopper screams.

"Run!" Franky orders.

"No one tell him about that move!" I shout, sticking close to Robin.

"Damn it Straw Hat phony!" Franky ditches his nunchucks and rushes towards Usopp and Chopper. "You'll pay for that! Feel the power of all of us combined! You guys! We're going with Tactics Fifteen!"

"What!?" Usopp exclaims. "That!? We're going with that!?"

"I have absolutely no idea what their talking about," I furrow my eyebrows as I stare at the males.

"I'm not sure that we'll want to know," Robin says.

"Zoro! Twirly Eyebrows!" Franky calls out as him, Usopp, and Chopper rush for the two boys. "Standby! Hold up my feet!"

The boys barely have enough time to question his request before Franky is jumping up to place one foot on each of their shoulders. Then in his right hand he grabs Usopp who holds his arms above his head in a circle. Chopper then switches to Brain Point to settle on Franky's shoulders.

"Pirates Docking Six!" Chopper announces. "Giant Robot Warrior! Big Emperor! Wait, Franky! The left arm isn't docked yet! And your backpack isn't on!"

"What!?" Franky exclaims. "Hey! What gives Nico Robin!? Hurry up and be the left arm! Lil Sis, what are you waiting for!? You'll be a perfect backpack!"

"Come on Robin!" Usopp shouts. "Just copy me!"

"I find it embarrassing as a human being," Robin deadpans.

I cringe, "I might think of you all as my family, but I would never do that."

Usopp, Chopper, and Franky's jaws drop and eyes widen in shock at our comments. However, the fact that Oars is looking at us in the same way is the strangest.

"What!?" Oars exclaims. "You're not going to do it!?"

"Why is he shocked too!?" Zoro snaps.