WRONG TARGET // BTSxREADER

Part 1

"thank you, darling" I nodded as she walked away. I immediately pointed at Ash, glaring "I fucking told you, fam" the woman huffed, looking away "Showoff, it ain't a big deal" I laughed "You made it a big deal by arguing with me about it" I said as I looked at the man, pointing my finger at him "Listen, ya little twat, you don't move a muscle without our permission, otherwise I'll blow your fucking brains out, got it?" Ash huffed as she raised her arm to ease the tension, looking at the man "Do you mind covering your ears for a second? I'm gonna sort this out with her" The man looked around, petrified as I glared "The fuck you gonna do, damnit?" The woman grits her teeth "Yo, chill the fuck out, no need to get your ass hair to curl!" Her words made me fall back on my chair "He ruined my damn blouse!" The words made her laugh in amazement "There is 100k on the line, I don't give a shit about your blouse!" She spoke before immedeately covering her mouth in shock. My eyes widened as i let out a gasp ".....So that's why you didn't wear yours?! You didn't like it?! We were supposed to match this time!" The words made her look down, guilt visible "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just didn't like the fabric.... it felt itchy"
"I bought it for you as a birthday gift!" I yelled, feeling betrayed as Ash frowned, looking up at me "I'm sorry! I'm gonna buy a new matching set for us I promise!"

I stared at her, my heart was broken into so many pieces, my voice weak as I spoke "When we get off this train... I will force you to eat that blouse. Dry." I threatened, but before she could answer, a vibration was sent through the whole table, making us frown, I pointed at her as she pointed at me "Yours or mine?" We both said in unison before I pulled out my phone, seeing a familiar number appear. I huffed, standing up and walking a little further and putting the phone to my ear "Oi, I told you fuckers not to call, I'm working for crying out loud" my words were ignored as a man growled into the phone "Do you have it?"
"What? You mean this dickhead with his ridiculous haircut? Nah I'm on my way empty-handed, idiot." Sarcasm laced my voice as I glanced back at the table and put my hand in my pocket. My day was already filled with bullshit, I didn't need this fucker to powder my brain.

"Good. If this goes smoothly, you will be awarded a new mission" he said, making me frown "pardon?" The line cut off before I could say another word. Do they really think that we will go on another mission after all the shit we had to do? Don't get me wrong, me and Ash aren't newbies to this line of work, but killing wasn't our top priority, honestly, I'd like it to be on the less requested side. Would lessen the number of clothes I ruin from the messiness. I walk back to the two and slump back down on my chair, staring at the frightened, sweating man next to Ash, you could see him pissing himself out of fear... Metaphorically.

I roll my eyes "Pull your pants up, boy. Next stop is you" I said, Ash grumbled "Dude's really shitting himself. Calm down we ain't gonna kill you yet" she smirked, leaning to the side and shuffling in her pocket, her eyes lit up as she finally found the thing she needed and pulled out two lollipops "Here, you big baby" she said, unwrapping it for him as he stared in fear but with shaky hands reached up and took it "Good job" she teased with a glint of evil in her voice.

She then looked back at me and threw the second lollipop at my face, making it bounce off and leave a sting on my forehead, I winced "Ouch, what was that?!" I stared, offended by her actions, but nonetheless took the sucker and unwrapped it, putting it into my mouth "You're like a giant baby, Y/N. It was only a car. No need to act all salty about it for the whole day" she said in annoyance, making me growl "That car sat by my side when you didn't" "Yeah, cuz it's literally not alive-" "That car meant to me more than you could imagine and because of this asshole, it is now gone" I didn't even look at the man as my finger was pointing at him, I wasnt usually this angry, but my car blew up yesterday, trying to get this idiot to not die. Ash huffed "Jeez... You'll get another one" She mumbled. I sighed, leaning back and glaring at the man ".........You owe me ..."