Chapter 17 ~ gustholomule 😱

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3 am

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Gus: you guys ever wonder what its like to stick your tongue into a thing of peanut butter after you've ate like another thing of like peppers

Mattholomule: yeah j think of that all the time

Gus: REALY??!-!-?!

Mattholomule: I was being sarcastic

Gus: ohhhh eheh yaeahhhh

Mattholomule: you text like your high

Gus: i am not !!!!

Mattholomule: not what?

Gus: High!!!

Mattholomule: hello to you too

Gus: PLEASEE YOUR SETTING ME YP

Mattholomule: on a date? Yeah

Gus: what

Mattholomule: i wasnt being serious

Gus: sure you werent..??.?! 🤨

Gus: but then how do i know if your not being sarcastic rigjt now nd your really are setting us up on a date!!!

Mattholomule: im not gay

Gus: oh right

Mattholomule: we also arent in a relationship

Gus: righhhhtttttttt

Gus: i gotcha 😏

Mattholomule: HOLY SHIT THAT WASNT SARCASM BRO 😭😭😭

Gus: GODDAMIT

Mattholomule: you really think i'd put the effort into setting up a romantic dinner... at three in the morning?

Gus: i mean like, yeah... goimg the extra mile for me like always

Mattholomule: since when have i "gone the extra mile" for you

Gus: well erm OH OH remeber that one time were youuu nevermind

Mattholomule: exactly

Gus: But that doesnt mean you cant start now!

Mattholomule: How 'bout we could maybe like

Gus: Could what!

Mattholomule: we could like maybe UGH okay what if i invite you over for like maybe a sleepover or just for dinner at my place??

Gus: RSELYALU??? oOMG

Gus: are you sure this isnt sarcasm again?

Mattholomule: im being fr

Gus: awwwhhhh mattttttyyyyyyyyyyy

Mattholomule: DONT MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND!!!

Gus: titan bro

Gus: anywyas, I WILL BE THERE!!! 😋

Mattholomule: mkay

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Gus: if you were drowning in a pool couldnt you just gulp down the water until its all gone

Mattholomule: i know your talking about the really fancy clean pools near the head but lets be honest most of the pools on the isles is dirty af

Mattholomule: i dont think you would be wanting to drink down a whole lotta bacteria 💀

Gus: right but like OH YM GOS S

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⏰ Last updated: May 05, 2023 ⏰

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