Mario was humping his spaghetti as usual, until he got tired from humping it and gave it a break.
Mario: Ah..Mario had fun! But He needs a break! Bye bye!
He redressed himself and goes to the living room, seeing Beta eyeing the remote..
Mario: ..........
SMG4: ..........
Beta: ..........
Mario: You don't touch that mamafucker!
Beta: Too late asshole!
SMG4: I need this to watch memes!
Beta: I need it to watch the blade channel!
Mario: Mario needs it the most for da spaghetti channel!
SMG4: TOO BAD! I SAW IT FIRST!-
Beta: Fuck off!
Beta drop kicks SMG4 into a wall and takes the remote.
Beta: Ah..finally!
Mario: Oh hell Naw!
Mario bolts in and chucks the bowl of spaghetti at Beta's face.
Beta:..Seriously?..
Mario: Mario stuck his noodle in that-
Beta: WHAT?! EW!
He goes to the restroom and cleans his face off, abandoning the remote. Mario grabs it and happily watches the Spaghetti channel.
Mario: Yay! Mario finally gets to relax..
SMG4: NOT ON MY WATCH!
He said, throwing his blue hat at Mario's face, smacking him and making him drop the remote, he goes and takes it.
Mario: You done fucked up now!
The red plumber proceeded to tackle down SMG4 and wrestle him for the remote. Eventually Beta came back with a towel, wiping his face clean.
Beta: The hell? Oh! Right!
He carefully fished the remote out of their hands and takes it with the scythe.
Beta: Mine now bitch!
SMG4/Mario: GIVE ME THAT REMOTE!
Beta: Make me fatasses!
They charge in, only to be kicked in their guts and thrown out the window.
Beta: Don't fuck with this dolphin!
Y/N: Hey Beta, have you-
Startled, he backhanded you and accidentally knocked you out cold.
Beta: Oh..sorry.
SMG4: Uh...Beta?..
Mario: Uh oh...dis is very scary!
Beta: What? Am I really that scary?
SMG4: Look behind you..
He does so, and to his horror, it was Melony in her deity form, staring down at Beta and the two plumbers.
Beta: Ah..Hey Melony.
Melony: Don't you "Hey Melony" me you little grey meth breathed freak of nature..
Beta: Hey..I may do meth but..wait what was the other thing you called me?
Melony responded with taking out her sword.
Beta: Ah, you wanna play that way?. Well check this-
His scythe was then sliced in half..
Beta: Out?..you know what, that was a good sword fight and all..but I better get going..
YOU ARE READING
Two Seeds in One Melon (Melony x Male Reader)
FanfictionYou were sitting down today, that is until you and your friends come across a weird mask man, where does it go from there? I dunno. Let's find out together. Published April 5th, 2022
