Part 4 : Blondes suck

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"Screw the Jews" group chat
4 online

Cartman :
And that is why blondes are ugly

Stan :
They just suck in general dude

Tweek is online

Tweek :
I dnto scku

Bebe :
@Red

Red is online

Red :
Tweek translator: I don't suck

Tweek :
Takhn u

Red :
Tweek translator: Thank u

Red :
Your welcome Tweezers 💪

Cartman :
I'm changing the group chat name

Cartman changed the group chat name to "Blondes suck ass!!"

Bebe :
We don't suck!! We're gonna make a whole group chat with ONLY BLONDES and we're gonna make fun of all you non blondes!!!

Tweek :
😼😼

Bebe :
@Butters @Kenny @Annie

Kenny, Butters and one other are now online

Kenny :
What happened? Someone died?

Annie :
Hopefully it was Cartman

Butters :
I hope no one died!!

Bebe :
No, fatass over here is hating on us blondes

Kenny :
Hate on him for being fat

Cartman :
FUCK YOU KENNY

Kenny :
Fuck you too Cartman!

Annie :
Being blonde is better than being fat

Tweek :
eaxtcly

Red :
Tweek translator: exactly

Tweek :
💪

Cartman : Tweek is the worst kind of blonde

Red :
Your the worst kind of fatty

Cartman :
WOAH RED CALM DOWN THERE HEAR ME OUT FIRST

Cartman :
TWEEK IS A FAG

Tweek :
Uxfk off 😾🖕

Red :
Tweek translator: Fuck off 😾🖕

Cartman :
YOU FUCK OFF TWEEK

Craig is now online

Craig :
No you fuck off Cartman 🖕

Wendy is now online

Wendy :
Creek moments is what I live for

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