jimmy: How did you break your leg?
wolf: Do you see those porch stairs?
jimmy: Yes.
wolf: I didn't.
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wolf: I don't know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it's clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.
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wolf: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
jimmy: How so?
wolf: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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jimmy: wolf, you're my best friend.
wolf: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
wolf: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
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grape, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
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jimmy: How would you like your coffee?
wolf: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
jimmy, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
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wolf: Don't weep for the stupid. You'll be crying all day.
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jimmy: When surrendering, wolf is to hand the sword over HILT first.
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wolf: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
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wolf: Sweet dog you got there.
Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.
wolf: Still training huh?
Police: What do you mean?
wolf:
wolf: Never mind.
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jimmy: wolf! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
wolf: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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wolf: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
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wolf: Did you like the food I made?
jimmy: No, not really.
wolf: But I put my heart and soul into it!
jimmy: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
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jimmy: Why aren't you sleeping?
wolf: I'm too busy plotting your murder to sleep, jimmy.
jimmy:
wolf: ...The nightmares.
jimmy: *wrapping their arms around wolf* Awwww, sweetie-
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wolf, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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wolf: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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jimmy: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.
wolf: Yeah, well I have died so I do know that god is real and its me.
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jimmy: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
wolf: Well then whose is it?
jimmy, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
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wolf, turning to jimmy: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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wolf: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.
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jimmy: Here's two facts about me.
jimmy: 1. I hate hot people.
jimmy: 2. I'm a hypocrite.
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wolf dying in every single incorrect quotes like bro dokja has competition
incorrect quotes but it may be overly long or rlly short
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