jimmy: Nothing in life is free.
jake: Love is free.
donald: Knowledge is free.
kingsley: Friendship is free.
forrest: Self-respect is free.
wolf: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
The Squad: ...
kinglsey: wolf, that's illegal-
jimmy: No, let them finish!
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kinglsey: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
donald, watching jake screaming, wolf trying to set a sleeping forrest on fire, and jimmy choking on air: I don't know either.
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*The Squad with cigarettes*
wolf: I smoke regularly.
donald: I smoke sparingly.
jimmy: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.
forrest: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.
kingsley: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.
jake: What's a cigarette?
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forrest: What's worse than a heartbreak?
jimmy: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
jake: Waking up in the morning.
kingsley: Waking up.
donald: Waking up in the morning...
donald: And seeing wolf.
wolf: Hey! Rude!!
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forrest: What did you get wolf for their birthday?
jimmy: I got them a kitten.
forrest: Really? Me too!
kingsley: I also got them a cat.
jake: Looks like we had the same idea.
jimmy: donald, please tell me you didn't get wolf a cat as well!
donald: ...I got them a kitten.
*later*
wolf, in his apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!
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wolf: I identify as a threat. My pronouns are fuck around and find out
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jake: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
wolf: Do not do that.
jake: You won't even notice!
jimmy, entering: jake, you wanted to see me again?
jake: wolf's single
wolf:
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jimmy: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot wolf is? Because wolf is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
