wolf: I am not a whore, and, not that I've done the math, but, if I were, I'd be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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wolf: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
jimmy: What?
wolf: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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wolf: jimmy told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.
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jimmy, at wolf's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
jimmy, leaning over wolf's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
wolf, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.
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wolf: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?
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wolf: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am slutier than you.
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jimmy: I want a bf.
wolf: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here.
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jimmy: wolf, you risked your life to save me!
wolf: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
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wolf: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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wolf: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.
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gerard: Ooh, somebody has a crush
jimmy: Pfft, I don't have a crush on wolf I just think they're cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
jimmy, very much awake: Uh oh.
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jimmy: Are you a painting?
wolf: What-?
jimmy: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
gerard: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
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wolf: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like jimmy a little bit.
gerard, holding wolf's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
wolf: No, that's our joint tombstone.
gerard: My mistake.
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wolf, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank jimmy, the love of my life, for telling me gerard was going to win so don't bother to prepare a speech.
