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Sang: *Has a bad dream* Nah I'm sure it's not plot foreshadowing or anything like that 

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Gabe: We need to get through this locked door. Victor, give me your credit card.

Victor: Here.

Gabe, pocketing it: Thanks. North, kick down the door.

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Sang: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Kota: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Sang: Yes!

Brandon: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Axel: I can't imagine what Raven is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Nathan:*trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*

Nathan: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"

Associate: Well, I-

Nathan: How about "You banged my mom?"

Associate: No...

Nathan: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Nathan: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

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Owen: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Raven, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Corey: You did WHAT–

Brandon: William Snakepeare

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Gabe: You're right.

Kota: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Silas: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Raven: Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.

Marc: [takes the cup and tastes it]

Marc: Hazelnut?

Raven: I don't know, I found it in the garbage.

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Kota: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Marc: Plane tickets?

Victor: Concert tickets?

Raven: Prostitution?

Kota, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

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Sean: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Sean: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Gabe: 'Prettiest Smile'

Luke: 'Nicest Personality'

North: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Silas: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Raven: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Owen: Really? Name one law

Raven: Don't kill people?

Axel: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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North: What are your goals?

Luke: To pet all the dogs.

North: No, fitness goals.

Luke: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Greg: I think I'm falling for you.

Sang: Then get up.

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