Incorrect Quotes Part 2

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Victor: I've been feeling like we're not close anymore so I got us friendship bracelets!

Sang: Okay

Victor: *Handcuffs them together* There you go

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Corey: Hey whats the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Brandon: His cats' names are Walter and Rose

Corey: Thats not what I asked

Brandon: That's all the information I have

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North: Who the fuck-

Kota: Language!

Gabe: Whom the fuck-

Kota: No

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*Sang, Luke, and Gabe are sitting on a bench*

Victor: Why do you guys look so sad???

Gabe: Sit down so we can tell you

*Victor sits down*

Luke: The bench is freshly painted. 

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Owen: WHO EVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Sang: It was me! :((

Owen: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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North, trying to ask Sang out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Uncle, calling from the kitchen: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?

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Raven: *Hits hand on table*

Raven: Ah! My armkle!

Sean: Your what?

Brandon: His wrist

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Luke: It's really muggy today

North: If I go outside and all our mugs are in the yard I'll kill you

Luke: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Nathan: I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy!

Nathan:

Nathan: And my heart has been severely damaged so mom if your out there-

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North: *Yells*

Raven: *Yells louder to establish dominance* 

Kota: Should we stop them??

Marc: Nah I wanna see who wins

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Sang: You have a face

Silas: yes I do

Sang: I mean a nice face. You have a nice face.

Silas: thanks??

Sang: PLEASE accept my attempt at flirting, I have no idea what I'm doing

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Marc: Did you just refer to your knife as a "people opener?"

Raven: Should I not have??

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Corey: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Owen: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Gabe: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Luke: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Silas: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Nathan:

Nathan: I have emotional scars.

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Raven: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Axel, not looking up from his book: Spear

Raven: BLOCKED

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Erica: Sang would you do me the honor of becoming my daughter in law???

Sang:

Kota: Did you just propose for me???

Jessica: SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT

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Owen: Tell me a little about yourself.

Sang: I'd rather not, I really like this group.


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These are so much fun to write and accurate and I absolutely will write more in the future. 



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