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Katai: I'm bored

Kunikida: Then let's go out for a walk in the actual sun and meet other people in real life

Katai: I'm no longer bored

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Fukuzawa:

Mori: …so how are you?

Fukuzawa: Fine. How about you?

Mori: I'm fine as well

Fukuzawa: Great to hear

Mori:

Fukuzawa:

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Higuchi: GIN!!!

Gin: What's wrong love??

Higuchi: THERE'S A COCKROACH IN HERE!!!

Gin: Higuchi, just hit it with something

Higuchi: I'M SCARED

Gin: Ok I'll do it

Gin: -hits the cockroach-

Cockroach starts flying

Gin: Oh HELL NO

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Chuuya (choosing pizza toppings): So, Tachihara, what toppings do you want on your pizza?

Tachihara: Pineapple and h-

Chuuya: did yOU JUST SAY PINEAPPLE-

Tachihara: …yes-

Chuuya: You're a disgrace to the Port Mafia.

Tachihara:

Tachihara (trying to act as if he was joking but clearly failing): Ouch, that hurts

Chuuya:

Chuuya (sighing): Pineapple and what?

Tachihara: Ham please

Chuuya: Okay

Chuuya:

Chuuya (in a small voice): Sorry for saying that

Tachihara: Did you say something?

Chuuya: What?

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Suehiro: Jouno

Jouno (sighing irritably): What?

Suehiro: I'm going to confess to you after work, so wait for me okay?

Jouno:

Jouno: I love you too

Suehiro:

Suehiro: How did yo-

Jouno: You literally just said you're going to confess to me after work

Suehiro:

Suehiro (in a small voice): oh

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Atsushi: They're coming

Akutagawa: What?

Atsushi: The good vibes. They're coming your way and there is absolutely NOTHING you can do to stop them

Akutagawa: I do like challenges

Atsushi:

Atsushi: Well that didn't go the way I hoped for

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