Saturday, May 23rd 2015

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You're chatting with a random stranger

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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You : Hi

Stranger : hello

Stranger : asl?

You : what is asl?

Stranger : age sex location you stupid.

You : geez sorry idiot.

You : 17 F USA

Stranger : 19 M UK

You : Siapa?

Stranger : Siapa apa?

You : SIAPA YANG NANYA?

You : HAHAHAHA GOTCHA.

Stranger : kau tidak jelas sekali.

You : terima kasih itu nama tengahku.

Stranger : horny?

You : horny itu apa?

You : tanduk?

You : aku tidak punya tanduk. Kau kira aku unicorn?!

Stranger : kau bodoh sekali.

Stranger has disconnected.

"What the fuck? Ini web macam apa sih?"

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You : hi?

Stranger : hi.

You : asl?

Stranger : 17 M USA

Stranger : you?

You : 17 F USA

Stranger : tahun ini 17 tahun atau 18 tahun?

You : tahun ini 18 tahun. Kau?

Stranger : Sama :D

You : ooh cool

Stranger : so...

You : ya....

Stranger : do u gotta bae?

You : OR NAAAH

Stranger : lol =)) Is you tryna date?

You : OR NAAAAH

You : YOUR BOOTY HAD ME LIKE

Stranger : YOUR BOOTY HAD ME LIKE

You : WOOOHOOOOO

Stranger : want to meet up?

You : apakah kau seorang penculik? Pencabul? Pemerkosa? Pembegal?

Stranger : no stupid.

You : apakah kau tampan?

Stranger : tentu saja!

You : oh ya aku lupa kalau semua cowok selalu membanggakan dirinya.

Stranger : =))

You : describe yourself.

Stranger : well I have big blue eyes, messy hair, and..... what else? Idk lol haha.

Stranger : ur turn.

You : I have a brunnette hair. I don't say I'm short but I don't say I'm tall either. I have brown eyes and.... yeah maybe that's it..

Stranger : sooo... jadi meet up?

You : Where? USA itu luas sekali, bodoh.

Stranger : kau di daerah mana?

You : aku sedang berada di Los Angeles

Stranger : sama!

You : okay dimana?

Stranger is typing

Technical error : Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.

"What the fuck? Aku hampir saja bertemu dengan cowok yang mungkin saja ganteng, Omegle. Mengapa kau tidak mengerti aku?"

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