I Dare You (Percy Jackson Truth or Dare)

Raphie the Reporter

(Walking to the Zeus cabin)

Tanya: Who was the last person dared yesterday?
Annabeth: Seaweed Brain.
Percy: My revenge has come! Tanya! Truth or dare?!
Tanya: Dare. So you can't ask who my crush is!
Percy: But I can still dare you to kiss your crush! Oh yeah!
Tanya: *shrugs* Meh. *brings out a container of California Maki, takes one, kisses it, then eats it*
Percy: You have a crush on SUSHI?!
Tanya: I love California Maki! Hehehe. *takes another one* Want one?
Percy: Hate you.

(At the Zeus cabin)

Jason: Hey Thalia. Hey, who's the new girl there?
Thalia: Hey guys. This is Raphie. A demigod we found on our quest. She is still unclaimed.
Raphie: Oh. My. Globs! Are you the Heroes of Olympus?!
Percy: A fangirl?
Raphie: Not exactly. Just a fan. Because a fangirl would be kissing Leo or Nico right now. But I'm not.
Leo: :(
Raphie: Dude. I wouldn't because I know you already have a girlfriend.
Leo: WHAT?!
Nico: That's good.
Raphie: I wouldn't do that to you too; because I see you want a special girl so bad.
Nico: *wide-eyed, face is tomato read* Ho-ho-how-?
Percy: It's Reyna.
Reyna: I already know, death boy. *kisses his cheek*
Nico: *completely frozen again of happiness*
Raphie: Aw. And Leo, your girlfriend is.....
Leo: :O
Raphie: You'll find out eventually. Hehe.
Leo: x-(
Percy: Why won't fangirls kiss me?!
Raphie: 'Cause there are things called Percabeth or Percico that says your taken. But there are still many who would kiss you.
Annabeth: Nico, DON'T make a move on Seaweed Brain!
Reyna: Percy, DON'T make a move on Death Boy!
Percy: I would never do that! Here's the list of the top five things I love:
1. Annabeth
2.Mom and Dad (miss them)
3. All of my friends
4.Blue food!
5.BLUE!
Annabeth: Thanks.
Nico: He's my cousin! And Percy, I only think of you as a bro. Sorry about that hate message. You're an awesome big bro!
Percy: Thanks, man. *fist bump* You're a great cousin too.
Leo: Looks like some people are getting defensive.
Raphie: Don't worry, Reyna. There's also a thing called Reynico.
Frank: *whispers* And Solangelo.
Hazel: What's that?
Frank: Never mind.
Raphie: *gagging* Solice and Di Angelo.
Tanya and Reyna: *pukes*
Nico: NO! FRANK! I only see Will as a brother!
Everyone: Good to know.
Frank: Sorry.
Thalia: Guys! We are getting off topic here! Why did you go here?
Tanya: To play Truth or Dare. Jason wanted us to play here.
Thalia: Can I play?
Percy: Sure. Hey Raphie. Wanna play?
Raphie: *freezes, then speaks in a different voice* I have been sent. I am Raphie the Reporter. I have come here to do a task. A task called 'Ask the Demigods' *goes back to normal* That was weird. But sure. I can play.
Percy: Okay. What's 'Ask the Demigods?'
Raphie: Basically a mix of Truth or Dare and an interview with demigods. But this time, fans of you from around the world will send us questions and dares, and we do them. I am the Reporter. My job is to tell you if someone sent one.
Tanya: Oookkaay... Has anyone sent any yet?
Raphie: Nope. So let's relax and play!
Tanya: Nico! Truth or dare!?
Nico: Why me?
Tanya: I have plans... *evil smile* Hehehehehehe...
Nico: Dare. Bring it on.
Tanya: I dare you... to do something you have always wanted to do; but you never did.
Nico: What exactly is that?
Raphie: You can do anything your heart desired; but you never did that before.