God, im sick.

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Cole: Woah dude your ears.

Cash: woahhhh how did you do that

Me: Oh uh haha thanks um Darius did it.

Cole: Who?

Me: The black gay dude

Cash and Cole: Ohhh.

Cole: You meet anyone yet?

Me: Really only Darius.

Amari walks out of his office.

Me: I gotta go

I roll away fast and head to 100.

I roll forever and get inside and open withc keys.

I open the door and holy shit it looks so different.

Alexa: You like it?

I look around theres paintings and the bed has a new conforter and the fridge is stocked with snacks.
THERES A TV?

Me: DOES IT WORK?

Alexa: yes!

I roll to the bed hop on it and grab the remote.

she takes it from my hand and puts on a movie.

Me: Whats this?

Alexa: Jesus Christ Superstar.

Me: Give me that.

Alexa: NO

we start wrestling for it I snatch it.

Me: Impracticle Jokers.

Alexa rolls her eyes and we start watching it.

Me: These are really good. Who painted them?

Alexa: Me

Me: You paint?

Alexa: I used too I stopped a year ago.

Me: oh... why

Alexa:SHHH ITS ON!

Joe: ok eyebrow

all lauging

Q: LOOJ AT SAL HE HAS TEARS IN HIS EYES.

Sal: ok Eyebrow.

ALL LAUGHING

Alexa: This is boring

Me: STFU DIRTY WHORE.

Sal: Look at Murry and his ugly eyebrows

Q: He looks like a ferret.

HAHHAHHAHHA

Knock Knock Knock

I open my eyes and see its morning we both fell asleep.

Me: Alexa the door.

She opens the door. 

Addison: Rice needs to be in school.

Me: what

Addison: 15 and under.

Me:im injured.

Addison: Ill push you there. Ill be your helper.

Me: No. I am an important and I demand not to go.

Addison: I am too we still have duties you need to be ready by 8:30 every day. 

Me: No im leaving.

Addison: Amari wouldnt allow that.

Me: Ill kill him then

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